NZ Political Foxen

Carter seeks more of the trough

2010-06-26T17:14:00.004+04:00

I'm astounded! So, his caucus colleagues have accepted his apology. Unfortunately, his colleagues don't vote for him and the court of public opinion has resoundedly indicated that they don't want this prick in politics.

So of course, he decides to stay, and his colleagues allow him to. When are our politicians going to learn that when the public indicate disfavour, the politicians need to react accordingly. They collectively set themselves up to stay in the game and I wonder sometimes whether NZ needs to shift away from this self-centered style of politics.

Now, it appears Carters Te Atatu electorate are in favour of him retaining his seat. Well of course they fucking do given his electorate chairman is none other than his faggoty partner. Have they lost their marbles? Don't they realise that this is just another case of propping each other and be damned the public?

Carter is simply in a state of denial and his level of stupidy, downright arrogrance and inability to understand that he is no longer wanted is perplexing at the least. Goff thinks he was hard on the guy, well Goff is a soft-on in most things and he has pandered to the queer cunt rainbow wing of the Labour Party. I can't even be bothered posting a pic with this post coz i simply don't wanna look at Carter's ugly mug anymore.

I'm astounded.

Russel Norman - Fuckwit Extraordinaire

2010-06-18T23:34:00.004+04:00

OK, so this turkey fronts up to parliament to protest something or rather about the Chinese VP visit. And of course, all the Chinese security staff knew who the Co-Leader of an Opposition small-time party is right? Think again! To them, he was just another obstructing protester and they would hardly carry around pictures of NZ MP's in their suit jacket pockets.

So, where is this all leading? This fuckwit Norman files a complaint because he was "roughed up" - like, what the fuck did he expect - looking at the photo's taken he was somewhat aggressive himself - but of course being an MP, he is immune from everything, just like the plonkers who were caught out with creditcardgate.

Next, he comes out to say "It's ultimately John Key's fault".... HELLO! This wanker is a PhD graduate that has shit for brains, his assertion is neither valid nor cogent but he has to blame someone, so being an opposition MP he must blame Key. This is the problem with politicians in this country, they find any excuse but the truthful one for their own actions. He is a fuckknuckle politician to the highest degree, so onto the list he goes. He should fuck off back to Oz where he came from.

Queerbo thinks of Quitting

2010-06-12T22:06:00.005+04:00

Ok, so this really takes the cake. Nutman Carter is apparently fed up. Oh dear, what a shame, nevermind.

He's said "I just have to make a decision: do I want to keep putting up with this". HELLO!!! It's not about whether you want to put up with it, WE the taxpayer don't want to put up with YOU... what a fuckwit. He's lost his marbles.

Further "But there might well be a point soon where I think this is just not worth it". HELLO!! What was your first clue dumbfuck - it's taken him this long to realise the public are tired of his fucking excuses for squandering money and he's not wanted - especially so by the Labour caucus.

He mentions that he still drives a Suzuki Swift 1996. So what? That means nothing and has no relevance to the issue. He's been drawing pay from the coffers for a few years now so its squat lot of difference what he drives. I'm convinced this guy doesn't have a brain cell that works.

And lastly, the creme de la creme "I have lots of faults... but arrogrance, pride, and love of luxury are not among them". HELLO!!!! arrogance - this fuckwit has been nothing but arrogant not only with this issue but with most of the issues where he's been confronted about his standards and practices.

How the fuck this guy got into politics in the first place astounds me, but unfortunately he's got away with the extravagance for quite some time now.

FUCK OFF CARTER!! No longer required on the taxpayer payroll.

Wrinkly Old Man Anderton

2010-06-12T18:12:00.005+04:00

Yep the list is building up and i'm having a field day with it. Next to go down in the annuls of history as a corrupt politician is the aged old pensioner Jim Anderton. This self-righteous prick spent thousands on a trip through Europe (a month trip)... like what the fuck is a politician doing away for a whole month anyhow - they signed up the for the job right? But this nutcase has been in politics a LOOOOONG time - so I just wonder how many thousands of dollars he has squandered since he entered politics in 1984. I guess the smiles will come from the many kiwi's who dump him in the end. That'll end his supercilious grin.

He stands alone in parliament and won't be missed when he goes given he's the local joke in the House - the man without a party, without a mandate but even made it to Deputy PM at one stage. He's a leech and needs to be squashed for his actions - just a fucking pathetic individual.

As a newly added fucknuckle politician he will be remembered as the hypocritical old man who no-one wanted to be with in parliament. What's interesting is he is now advertising himself as the "People's Mayor" in Christchurch - well if they are silly enough to vote for him, then they may find amongst his expenses presciption bills for viagra - would that really surprise anyone? :)

Queerboy Carter needs to go

2010-06-11T20:55:00.004+04:00

Not quite as bad as Jones the Porn King, but Carter's recent comments got right up my left nostril. He's waved all this aside by saying its minor, in his case. This is just the type of pig troughing the public are sick of and he must be short of a few brain cells not to realise that the public perception of him and his gay boy is trundling quickly downwards.

Looking at his receipts, I don't see anything minor. Especially the amount he spend on his boy lapdog on his trips away etc. He seems to think he is the King (should I say Queen) of England whereby there is absolute right to anything due to public office. Oh, and what about the torn suit in Spain - was it because he was getting whipped by some S&M Master or was it because his poodle boy couldn't wait to rip it off him after the spa/massage/sauna's that they had. It's sickening and he is a disgrace.

Well, I guess everyone will remember him only for his spending habits and therefore once gone he will drift away into insignificance as the gayboy that just couldn't keep his hands out of the public purse.

Pig Trough & Chief Jerker

2010-06-10T08:38:00.003+04:00

Yes, its field day and so it fucking should be. This snouter of a Labour MP has been caught out - after the fact perhaps? So, here's the story. He's away from home, has no wife handy, so hey, let's rent some spoof movies, put it on the taxpayers credit card and have quick wank or two. He's a disgusting looking pig and would never had made it to the top anyhow coz he's one of the omnipotent Harvard education snobby types - just like Cunliffe, and people don't like that sort.

So, he's a jerkoff - fine, just about everyone in the world does that but he's a public representative and got caught out and will be forever known as the parliamentary wanker (in all senses of the meaning). Ahhhh ahhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh i'm c....... c........ caught! :) A field day indeed :)

Turei - Tough Bitch?

2010-06-05T22:37:00.004+04:00

Not a chance, she is trying to perform in the big league but fails miserably. Turei, the Chief Toxic Waste of New Zealand hasn't a clue about politics. Watch her in the Chamber, listen to how she asks questions, it's like listening to a rampant 15yo trying to be a 25yo - what a joke this bitch is.

So, she's decided to personally attack Key. I wonder how long she wants to be Co-Leader of the Greens? The Green Party really lost out when they didn't let Bradford in. At least with Bradford she was a ballsy bitch - Turei is an immature titless wonder and if she wants to play in the big league, she needs to change her style. That fat supercilious grin she has is quite off-putting.

She, who pretends to have a "feel" of the nation needs to discover what life is all about before she starts to advocate for others. Life's tough? Fuck yeah it is, but the MAJORITY of Kiwi's get off their arses and work hard. I look forward to an announcement from her that she will take a pay cut to about $50,000 and donate the balance to the poor and needy... gimme a break.

Interestingly she ran for the legalise marijuana party and McGillicudy's party back in the 90's - no wonder she doesn't sound intelligent. She's so insignificant I can't even be bothered posting a photo of her.

Sewer Rat Hodgson

2010-05-27T06:37:00.008+04:00

It seems as though Pete Hodgson ONLY job in parliament, his ONLY purpose in life now, his ONLY job as an MP and the ONLY thing he cares to spend his time on is dredging in the sewer like the rat he is. I've been looking through Hansard of late to review the questions he asks during Question Time - they've been dedicated to accusatory statements & questions directed to only those in Govt.

Now, this may be the right of the Loyal Opposition, but he should start to look at MPs in his own party before embarking on a tirade of accusations. Simply he's a dirty rotten rat who see's himself as a such an important entity in the Labour Party that he feels that a crusade of dirt digging will win that party points - quite the opposite - nobody likes a snitch.

I'd be tempted to dig into his dirty past, but it would hardly be worth doing it and his scuzzy performance in parliament should be enough to turn people more further away from his party.

It's also interesting that he is qualified in Veterinary Science - perhaps he can fix himself and start concentrating on his shadow post of spokesperson for Immigration - something he has failed to fulfil all of this parliamentary term. Onto the fuckknuckle list he goes as Chief Sewer Rat of Parliament.

Boycott Whaleoil Blog

2010-05-20T20:13:00.004+04:00

I've thought about this carefully the last few days and I have decided to boycott Whaleoil's website and encourage others to do so purely from a point of decency.

I live in the Middle East, in an Islamic country and although I'm not a muslim, I have very many muslims who are very good friends. Recently Whaleoil has run a prophet Mohammed competition. That might sound fine to most but what he hasn't or doesn't realise is he is inciting hatred from those that follow Islam.

I'll tell you why. It is absolutely blasphemous to create an image of the prophet - to run a public competition and then see images posted which mock the prophet and denigrate a symbol of that religion is simply a disgrace. Freedom of speech is fine, harming people and causing distress to those that follow a particular religion, is not.

Whaleoil should be VERY careful how he proceeds because like in all religions, there are fanatics and that very small % of fanatics do and can cause harm on the great population (just look at history to see this). Whaleoil may think it's a joke, I don't, and I'm ashamed that a Kiwi has lowered himself to this kind of level.

I will no longer be visiting that website.

Dorky Cunliffe has blown it

2010-05-18T16:42:00.006+04:00

Whilst he may have had aspirations of leadership of the Labour Party, he hardly demonstrated leadership skills today in the House. So, he obtained a copy of the Govts Questions & Answers and tabled them. Why? For what purpose? Because he's a smarmy cocksucking twit and that's an insult really to those out there who are smarmy cocksucking twits.

What on earth was he thinking? Are these the leadership skills the LP's really want for their future. His childish, stupid ridiculous attempt to be smart? Opposite affect Cunliffe! He's blown it for the future.

I've said it before, and will say it again, this dork has his head so far up his ass it ain't funny. He speaks as if he's royalty, a 1st-class citizen using language that is condescending and plain outright omnipotent. I suppose in a way i'm happy he's done this because it really confirms that i'll never vote for Labour as long as he is associated with that party and those stauch Labbies out there should send him a strong message - FUCK OFF before you ruin any chance of Labour regaining power in the future. Geesh, were do they get these DORKS from! Goff should have stopped this, but he's hardly a good example of a leader either.

Low Life Mongrel - do politicians really care?

2010-05-14T12:58:00.004+04:00

So this scum of the earth (Maka Renata) has escaped parole, again, and is on the run. WHAT THE FUCK!!! Why is this dirtbag out of prison AT ALL! It escapes me that politicians - of all persuasions just don't get it. And why the fuck they aren't abolishing the parole board for violent offenders is just astounding. These wankers need to be put away for A LONG TIME, without parole.

What the fuck is the Maori Party doing about this? Oh no, they're too busy fighting for the Urewera. Misplaced energy will be their downfall and Aunty Turia will go lose her rags over that before she starts berating the whanau. It makes me sick.

I hope this guy Renata gets shot - he doesn't deserve to live amongst those of us who don't break the law.

All bloggers should be posting the pic of this wanker on their blogs - the more exposure, the more chance of either shooting him or capturing him (or both).

Self-Defeating Maori Arguments

2010-05-10T15:24:00.005+04:00

Ok, so Nanny Turia, already listed as a fucknuckle on my list, is quickly turning into a stupid dumbfuck fucknuckle. All the fuss now is about the Urewera Nat Park and Tuhoe with Key signifying (as the MAJORITY party who holds the POWER) that Tuhoe should not be handed over to them. Fair enough too.

Now this stupid bitch Turia has lost her tampons over the whole issue. She says she is "tired of the politics of race..." HELLO, they came into politics because of race - their whole focus is about race - Maori, and not Pakeha - did she fall on her head at birth? Doesn't she realise she's fucking her own party by making comments like this? Key is quickly going to regret bringing the party into Govt and its still not too late for him to:

1. Drop Foreshore Issues

2. Drop Whanau Ora

3. Boot Turia and Prickly Sharples from their portfolios

4. And plenty more other things.

She and her cohorts need to remember that they don't hold the balance of power - Nats have been accommodating on a huge number of things but the Maori Bludger Party just keeps on nibbling away at the Conservatives. At the end of the day Key will look after the ideologies of his party before giving blowjobs to Maori every time they whine about not being treated fairly. Remember this Maori supporters at the next election - the Maori Party is a goneburger with its current leadership.

According to Turia Te Urewera belongs to Tuhoe. GET FUCKED! No way does it belong to them - it belongs to NEW ZEALANDERS - all of us. If anyone is being separatist in this country its her. If she is sick of the Politics of Race, others like myself are moreso sick of the Maori Party. Turia has to be the least intelligent of MP's I've ever come across - maybe I should start an official list in that vein.

Bloody Marvelous!!!

2010-05-03T20:44:00.004+04:00

What style! What a punch in the face to wimpy Goff. So Key takes off to the Middle East to discuss trade (with millions) and also takes time out to head to Afghanistan to see our troops there. Look, no matter your political affiliation it takes guts to go to a place like that, especially a Prime Minister. And if Goff and his socialist wankers even think of criticising the visit - they should think back to when that lesbo leader Clark did the same in 2003. When I served in the Middle East and Goff was Defence Minister and visited us there he acted like a spare prick at a wedding - he didn't inspire then, he doesn't now.

Wouldn't be surprised if the mind-boggling Green's complained - their solution is to plant more trees hug each other and hope for the best.

Big Kudos to John Key.

His Majesty David Cunliffe

2010-04-29T06:48:00.005+04:00

I watched this numbnut in the debating chamber this week and the more I observe him the less I like about him. His whole demeanour is omnipotent, condescending, toff-nossed, snotty-face and prim proper and silver-spooned. His approach when he is "losing points" during question time is that he raises points of order to deflect the inadequacies in how he asks questions. I'm guessing that the Labour caucus supports him quite a lot as he has a high ranking, but he isn't a reflection of the average Kiwi. Nobody likes a smart arse - he ranks as one of the highest order. Although he supports republicanism I doubt he would turn down a knighthood because he's a snotty nosed prick and that, by default, means he's a fucknuckle and onto the list he goes. I hope Labour keeps him because it will assure voters out there that his style of politics is one we don't readily relate to. The picture tells it all - what a salmon.

Creepy Cosgrove

2010-03-31T21:31:00.005+04:00

Dunno what it is about this guy, but he gives me the creeps everytime I see him on TV. Mr Speaker has put him in his place, well recently anyhow, by booting him out of the Chamber. He ranks beside one of the most hated guys in America - Sean Hannity and he kinda looks like him too - anyhow, I digress.

Today he has hit out at Police Minister, Crusher Collins, pointing out that the Govt is failing because the latest stats are out from police on crime. But hang on, did he stop to think that people are saying a lot more about crime, or reporting it because they were fed up with 9 years of inaction? HELLO!

Look, crime doesn't stop in a year's period. It builds up over time because of a lax of strong policy - oh yeah... that long time was Labour's long time. Creepy will get Crushed in a few years time perhaps when the stronger penalties which National instituted take effect.

Cosgrove is a drongo and a fully fledged fuck-knuckle - on the list he goes :)

Goff Fouls Up Again

2010-03-30T23:24:00.004+04:00

Phillis should wear the above badge next to his taxpayer funded Red rosette next time he ventures out in full plummage. He simply doesn't think about what he says in public. It's rich for him to spin off about Heatley by saying "There need to be sanctions against any person at any time who has that sense of entitlement and misspends Crown money." He thinks Heatley should not have been reinstated so quickly. HELLO! How many Labour Ministers were reinstated for FAR FAR worse crimes, in fact crimes for which they were convicted for!! Um lemme thinking for starters:

1. Ruth Dyson - DIC, reinstated 9 months later.
2. Lianne Dalziel - not convicted of fraudelent behaviour, but resigned anyhow
3. Trevor Mallard - convicted of assault, DIDN'T lose his portfolio
4. David Parker - resigned, was cleared over fraud, reinstated by Frau Clark
5. David Benson-Pope - stood down over misconduct allegations, reinstated, prima facie case existed, Frau Clark gave him back his portfolios
6. Frank O'Flynn - urinated/drunk in public, not relieved of portfolios.

Well if I had the energy I'd search some more. The point is Goff has fucked up AGAIN! He thinks his Labour MP's are squeeky clean? Hardly. What Heatley did is no-where near as serious as some of those events listed above.

Shame on Phillis - still, keep on doing what you are doing Phillis, it guarantee's Labour in opposition for a few more years :)

Agony Chamber 30Mar

2010-03-30T07:09:00.005+04:00

I watched the monkey's in parliament today and offer some comments.

Ruth Dyson - this overweight hamster (and boy has she stoked the weight on) continues to try and take Tony Ryall on. She hasn't a shit show in hell because historically Labour screwed health whilst in power and everytime she opens her trap, Ryall is prepared and ready to respond. He actually does a really good job and under National the health system is improving (albeit slowly) - but they had a hell of a mess to tidy up. Dyson goes on my fuck-knuckle list because she is so entrenched in Clarkism that she has lost site of reality.

Metiria Turei - what an absolute knumptie. She doesn't exude confidence each time she stands up and she is testing the Speaker - I'm surprise he hasn't kicked her out. Everytime she makes a point of order and is told to sit down - she just keeps prattling on. The Green Party is a non-entity and I hope NZ see's the light at the next election and wipe them out. Not a clue about economics and running a country.

Hone Harawira - went rampant again on describing the overseas white invaders of bringing disease to NZ. Sure disease was rampant in that era, but Maori weren't exactly disease free. Harawira's logic was off the map (as usual) and when debating the Social Assistance Bill pushed the line that Maori were the down-trodden poor homeless out of work majority. Yep - true that is because they don't get off their fat arses and make a life for themselves. They have become dependant on the State thru Clarkism and I'm glad National is getting tough on this issue. Hekia Parata did a surperb job in reply and as Maori really did tell it how it is - don't bludge, get ya life together and make something out of it. Good point. I'm a halfa (Half Maori Half English) and I did quite nicely through shear hard work and not bludging. Harawira and his mob need to focus their hardass words on Maori - simple as.

Labour's downward spiral

2010-03-28T17:54:00.004+04:00

I was catching up on the TV1 breakfast news from last week and came across the Political Young Guns weekly chat here http://tvnz.co.nz/breakfast-news/breakfast-thursday-march-25-3431591/video?vid=3431701 Jacinda was away, so who did they put in her place? Fatso Sepuloni!!! Please bring back Jacinda, at least she has clue what she is talking about, has a sense of humour and actually works well with Simon Bridges. Sepuloni? What a moaning, groaning, pessimistic fat bitch. She hasn't a shit show in hell against Bennett in Waitakere.

On that score, Twyford must be really thinking hard about why he is in politics. Labour has shat all over him. He's a bright guy with real experience leading, so who do they put in? That fat bitch Sepuloni. Incredible. Her head is so far up her arse it ain't funny. Hopefully the voters will see thru the bullshit she spins.

Goff and co lost the plot last week over the mining issue and as Brownlie astutely pointed out during question time, there are plenty of photos afoot of Labbie MP's in front of mines celebrating the wonderful benefits of mining. Again, Labour has lost the plot. It seems as though their Chief Tactician and Mud Dredger Hodgson isn't running the show anymore.

Minefield or Going for Gold

2010-03-22T21:31:00.004+04:00

I'm going to take a quite exceptional stand by supporting discussion in mining on the Coromandel. Before I do, Greenies, fuck off, coz i'm not interested in your amateurish views of the environment.

OK, now that hey have hopefully gone... read on.

The reason I support at the very least talking about it is we would be utter fools not to. I think what upsets most in opposition is that Key is someone they don't quite understand yet. He exploits, but does it do it to the detriment of all and sundry? I don't believe so. He speaks of aspirations - and I wholly support that ideology because that's just what i'm like and i'm a success because of it.

It seems that to discuss mining which will reap absolutely huge benefit for our country should not be dismissed so fleetingly as those nutcase greenies seem to very regularly do. There could be billions in it, so what the fuck is wrong with at least exploring the idea of mining. Logically its the correct thing to do.

OK, so take a good look at that picture above. IF, they can mine there, reap the rewards because of it from small parcels of land, so what? Is it that we are so precious about the land that we deny ourselves the opportunity to do what could overall be good for us? I guess i'm a Utilitarian at best. The mouldy Greenies out there can waste away to nothing and good riddance - I want to be part of the success of NZ and if the cost of being part of that success means parcel mining, then let's get the fuck on with it.

Legal Stupidity

2010-03-18T20:01:00.005+04:00

I don't give a shit about whether its either right or wrong for NZ to have a spy base, what I do give a shit about is that its seems that some of our judges just haven't a fucking clue - they are out of touch with either reality or the general opinion of the public. They on their highly paid high seats looking down upon minions and make some real fucked up decisions.

A politician, any politician, no matter the party, needs to start earning their pay by standing up and dealing to the law. That these fuckwits got off a charge of wilful damage at Waihopai is just screwed up. I studied jurisprudence at uni and one of the very vital things I learnt is that from an ethical point of view, if something is not right, don't do it. It's quite fundamental. They did something wrong - they broke the law. The law needs to deal with them.

The result of the damage is going to be paid for by whom? All of us. And why the fuck should we as taxpayers pay for it. Who is punished? Not the offenders on what seems to be a technicality, its us... we pay for it and its high time the people we pay to sit in parliament get off their collective fat arses and do something about.... geesh! I sincerely hope this non-guilty verdict is turned over on appeal.

Chaaaaaaaaaarles Chauvel my dear.... shut up

2010-03-16T07:23:00.005+04:00

So its been widely blogged (very widely!) over the alleged actions of this shirt-lifter on a recent flight (with his partner).

Its hard to say what actually happened because there are conflicting stories, but Charlie has admitted passing comment along the lines that the kids should shut up. Ok Chaaaaarles, I wonder what you would do if they were your kids to keep them amused whilst they are experiencing the ear pain whilst descending in a pressurised cabin. Hello Chaaaaaarles, what were you thinking? Perhaps he wouldn't know what to do because he doesn't have kids and his partner is very unlikely to give him any either.

Kids simply don't know how to deal with the pain, hence they get noisy, hence they annoy others - get over it Chaaaaarles, its a reality that it happens, so feel free to get off the flight when it annoys you! As a representative of the people you should not go off in gay abandon to express your discomfort in their pain.

What do I do when I experience this on a flight? I throw on the headphones, or connect my iPod, pump up the volume and everything is sweet as :)

By the way, did we pay for his partner to be on the flight, or was it paid out of their own dainty pockets?

Carmel Sepuloni - Bleeter Extraordinaire

2010-03-15T10:13:00.005+04:00

So what's the deal with this chick who has her tits in a twist over the Pasifika Festival? She alleges that Labour MP's were banned from speaking and this is all a big plot by the AKl City Council. Oh yes, tacitly she is saying they are racist bigots who are anti-Labour. Well they may be anti-Labour and if so, then so what? Actually the truth is that only so many people can get up and speak (and possibly bore) at the festival and the fact she, or Labour, wasn't invited has got her all snooty.

OK, first things first - Labour doesn't run the ACC. Secondly, she hardly has a right to speak for the people given she is another one of those slackers who are MP's from the list. I'm tired of hearing these nutters professing to represent "the people". She has no real mandate and that's why the List system is fucked.

But anyhow, the next thing is when accusing others of a misdemeanour or such like, its just plain fucking stoopid to do it without evidence. This is just another case of a Labour MP whose frustrated with not being in power and demonstrates the intellectual level of, in this case, her. This is the fat bitch who only got involved in Labour a year and a half before the 2008 election. Now she thinks she is the "advocate" of the people. This is a fuck-knuckle attitude to have, and hence, she goes onto my list. I've watched her in the Chamber of Pain regularly and she's all just hot air - no substance to her at all.

By the way, check out this picture of her from the parliament website - she's gained quite a few tonnes since that photo - perhaps she is enjoying the highlights of being a List MP and enjoying the Bellamy's Trough.

Rugby Morons and the Sports Minister

2010-03-12T09:55:00.004+04:00

Ok so what's the beef about these moronic rugby players in NZ who have an inability to control both their anger and their liquor. When I used to play rugby, beers after a game were to either celebrate or drown sorrows, but for the most part it was to get together with the guys and have a good time.

These days its seem the players are real dunces, maybe good on the field, but short of a few brain cells afterwards and especially when full to the gills with alcohol. NZ is quickly gaining the reputation whereby our rugby players, that especially play in high profile games, are tarnishing our good name.

So many instances occurring where the fuckheads just don't seem to be able to control themselves. The NZRU ain't getting tough enough. Look, if they represent a club, or a nation, they need to act like it. One strike and they should be out - I don't give a fuck who they are, high profile players need to start thinking about their careers a bit more and thinking of risk managing themselves.

Where is the sports minister McCully - why isn't he showing some leadership by coming out and talking about this a bit more? Why isn't he making it clear that drunken pigs who lose it are the kind of people we don't want representing clubs, or the nation for that matter. Its becoming embarassing to be a supporter of rugby in a nation where its our No.1 sport.

Destiny Church Fraudsters

2010-03-07T17:45:00.005+04:00

Are the followers of this outfit off their fucking rockers? Seems so as many are flocking away from the fuckers.

Now, I'm respectful of those that follow religion - no problem with that. But what I find incredible is that people are so stupid enough to give $1500 a month in some cases to those wankers in Destiny Church. Hello!! Is it a sense or feeling that they can buy their way into heaven? I just don't get it.

Don't they realise a large portion goes into the fake Bishops coffers - hello!!! He lives in a house worth over a million smackaroos..... hello!! Is it that they are so gullible they don't realise that its a church run by thugs and fraudsters who are so brainwashed by the noddy Bishop? I still don't get it!

OK, so what's this got to do with politics you might ask. Let's quickly think of the Harm Principle. Laws should protect those in society who are harmed by others who seek to gain at the expense of others (and that is detrimental). I sense there is a huge about of fraud, embezzeling and laundering of money going on in this monkey church. So pollies - start investigating a bit more on this - there is a rat in there apart from the turd in the picture above.

Just Desserts - Sterilisation plus more

2010-03-05T22:16:00.005+04:00

No way am I a far right of the spectrum in terms of politics but Garretts comments has prompted discussion on the topic - and its about bleedin time. Look, these wankers out there who commit crimes, often without remorse, shouldn't be allowed to go on, reproduce and pass on those genes. Violence, or propensity to violate is engrained in some people's genes - its part of their DNA, so how else should we stop these people passing on those genes. Jail time doesn't do it, sterilisation does.

Strange how we need a licence to drive a car (by doing theory/practical exams) - which puts us on the road with potential to kill others, yet we don't licence parents - why is that? Coz we haven't placed enough emphasis on the important values of marriage.

Furthermore, those found guilty of sex crimes (especially those that abuse children) should automatically be castrated - remove the urge, in other words. Extreme? No way - not extreme from the point of those that are victims of these perps' crimes. It'll cost less in the long run, both socially and financially. Castration is known to significantly reduce sexual drive.

Labour - Bus-ted

2010-03-05T10:19:00.006+04:00

Lots of commentary on the blogworld about the Labour misuse of taxpayer funds to travel the country. Ok, so, apparently, taxpayer funds can be used for this - why?

They are a political party, that is not in power, so Phillis Goff's really fucked up excuse for this is that because they are in opposition, they HAVE to oppose. What, everything?

Not only is he contradictory in saying this, it demonstrates that he is a complete fuck-knuckle. The opposition is not duty bound to oppose everything that occurs in parliament, not if they don't agree with it - (secretly Cunliffe is in support of an increase). I don't get Goff - he fancies himself tripping around in the big red commie pinko fuckbus spreading the word - he can't get used to the idea that he doesn't have any power anymore. He was all too happy to support introducing GST and increasing it - what a 2-faced prick he is.

So next, he will be tripping around on his bike in Northland - we will be paying for that too? What an embarassment he is but good thing about it I suppose is that anyone but Labour will win the next election. So, Goff, keep up the good work in making you and your party look stoopid.

Hone strikes again

2010-02-28T07:27:00.002+04:00

This fuckwit still doesn't realise he is a lawmaker. He seems intent on not only breaking the law himself but encouraging others to do so also.

He wants people in Tai Tokerau to drop chains and anchors into the harbour to protest the sea turbine project.

But hangon, isn't it part of intl martime law that putting "things" into the water which could cause, or make to cause an obstacle for shipping illegal?

Oh, hang on, Fuckawira doesn't give a shit about stuff like that, he is more interested in getting his name in the newspaper. What the fuck is he thinking? Doesn't he realise the potential of the project? Does he know how useful it could be in this world-breaking project? Does he have a brain at all? Nope - just the usual verbal crap coming from this guy.

Phillis Goff - The Beached Whale

2010-02-21T21:38:00.005+04:00

Snippy snappy Goff is struggling to find things to attack the Govt on even more now. Astoundingly he chooses to make a fool of himself AGAIN!

McCully and the Ozzies are uniting on a front to sort out those Jappo wankers who are slaughtering whales for medical research - well, that's a big fucking joke in itself. But anyhow, Phillis says that NZ used to be in the fore-front over issues like this, but now its in the reverse coz the Ozzie PM is upping the ante.

Problem with Goff, and why people are turning away from him is, that he completely misses the point. When two countries work together to solve a problem its not about which country is tops in doing it - its the fact that two countries putting all their political resources together to fight - that's what he should be celebrating!

Goff just doesn't see this - he thinks NZ should be the leading country in EVERY fucking thing. What a prize prick he is and the labbie supporters will walk away from his pettiness - he is a weak gutless beached-whale and its embarrassing internationally to see him rant on about how lowly HE thinks NZ has become - get a brain implant Goff, you're overdue and stranded.

EDIT: I just read this morning that Pothead Chris Carter is saying that NZ should JOIN the ozzies in the pursuit of the saki-addicts. Rumblings in the Labour Party? One side (Goff) with unproductive comments and that NZ take the lead, the other (Carter) encouraging to JOIN the ozzies. Labour is falling apart at the seams again.

The Dark Lord

2010-02-20T14:40:00.005+04:00

Yup, she cometh, sayeth and then piss-offith. Yup, none other than that dark lord, Lord Insidious, she who held the grip of power over 9 LONG years - she just can't let go of it. Who really is running the Labour Party? She watches from a distance, plots and plans, then strikes a deafening blow to the least suspecting - in this case Phillis Goff. He must have been wondering whether he was still the opposition leader or not.

Clark rips into the debate over RNZ, then launches into the mining situation. Why she just couldn't come to NZ pickup the now valueless gong along with a red robe and then bugger off back to NY. Nope, the dark lord relentlessly has to have her say. She hasn't fully realised that she is master (mistress) and commander of the UNDP and has much more she should be commenting about than stirring the pot in NZ.

I can feeeeeeeeeel the hate within her. Her desire to put her sticky meddling fingers into something she totally no longer has control of. Unfortunately the empire will strike back, and the Dark Lord has a new apprentice - Darth Cilious, none other than Darren Hughes. The dark side is strong within him. Actually he's close to being a fuck-knuckle, but not quite yet lol.

The Agony Chamber - This week

2010-02-18T13:41:00.006+04:00

Three contributions I thought interesting during question time this week.

1. Phillis Goff - launched an attack on the PM by referring to sloppiness (from Key's comment that he was sloppy regarding his mining shares). This is so childish. Goff used the word "sloppy" to criticise all and sundry re: what the Govt is doing. It's playground behaviour and Goff was close to popping a vein. Tragic really.

2. Catherine Delahunty - this toxic greenie launched an attack on wee Pansy Wong over the number of woman serving on various boardroom appointees (or the lack of women on said boards). What a stupid line of argument toxic took. She seems interested in female dominance I think. Shouldn't she be aiming an argument on having the best person for the job, NOT based on gender? Or would she rather have female dominated boards with those that don't have the skills to do the job. Delahuntry can flap all she likes but I know i'd like the best PERSON to be in situ. Stupid woman lost out anyhow given Wong stated that 47% are filled by women already. Another example of an MP who just doesn't put thought into issues.

3. Wayne Mapp - poor ole Doc Mapp, attacked from the left and right all at once over the NIWA mess. He really does bumble along, tries hard but is not particularly persuasive. He best sort out NIWA before the shit flys all over. ACT seem intent on attacking on this one - make the most ACT, its your last term in parliament anyhow.

Doctor Who?

2010-02-18T09:09:00.004+04:00

Usually with my posts I put up a picture of the people I predominantely refer to. In this case, the person isn't worthy of a picture showing what the post is all about.

That BITCH! Clark, she who used rhetoric to its max over way more than 9 years received the highest honour, which now, is of course not, because she became a member of it. Kudos to all those other real genuine people that received it, and a huge BRICKBAT to she and her "very close" offsider Heather Simpson - how on earth the country allowed them to rule so long is just astounding.

As to the hon Law degree, another weirdly incredible thing to give her. Its been wildly commented on already in many other blogs, least I say, as above, all those other real genuine recipients of the HonLLD might well be wondering the value of the ones they received.

So, she deviously planned to be in NZ to receive the gong and the LLD, now she will piss off back to NY. Its unfortunate that she is like a virus, that just keeps on coming back.

Tolley's demise

2010-02-17T21:49:00.003+04:00

It's a tangled web this woman weaves and now she is stuck - stuck in a pit of inefficiency, lack of credibility and confidence amongst her caucus members in her ability must be at a real low.

I watched her online in the agony chamber today and it was just pitiful. Key MUST move her on - she is a weak link. Put someone in charge of education that knows something about it. Everyone knows Peachey should have got the portfolio, but loyalty to party took precedence.

Loyalty is fine, stupidy is not. She is being paid a big wage, but just can't handle the job and thus, she must be added to the dreaded fuck-knuckle list.

Funny Ora

2010-02-16T21:44:00.003+04:00

Again Turia has lost another cog. At this rate they will lose half those on the Maori electoral roll. What the fuck is going on with the NZMP? Now she and her party want to split up help for families between Maori and others. Shit, they must have more than a cog loose.

Just as well Key turned around indicated "The ethos of the programme was "a Maori way of doing things" but anyone could have access to the programme if they wished.
He said he had made his position clear to the Maori Party "quite some time" ago and Mrs Turia had not raised any concerns about the recipients of Whanau Ora being based on anything other than those in need." (NZHerald).

So NZMP, shut the fuck up and let integration occur in NZ inside of dividing it. Stupid woman didn't raise concerns but now, because she has pressure from ex-Labour Maori supporters to put the foot in - she has, right into her mouth.

One would have thought we had people in parliament that actually thought a little before piping up with crap like this.

I'm tempted to take my name of the Maori electoral roll, but will just wait to see if she sticks around for the next election (and also Hone Fuckawira).

Simply astounding.

Red Alert or Red Anger?

2010-02-15T11:41:00.004+04:00

I've resisted heading off to look at the labbies Red Alert blog, simply because I assumed that most of the comments would be one-sided and heavily moderated. On the first part, I was probably wrong as there seems to be many that like to contest the labbies posts. On the second point I was right - Daffy Duck Mallard, true to his commie colours, loves to censor.

I have two points to make:
1. Do these labbie MP's blog during working hours? If so, why, and who is monitoring their work practices? Freedom to express is fine, but not when the whole fucking country is contributing towards their pay. They serve the people first, not the party (or have I got that dreadfully wrong?!).
2. How long will it take before a Blue Alert, Green Alert, Purple Alert, Yellow Alert or Brown Alert gets momentum? Actually - I'll answer that straight away. There's no need. Red Alert provides a platform for all and sundry to put Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition to task.

Daffy Duck just seems to dig lots of holes for himself. I wonder what possesses his mind. He is a strange character who has an unrepentent resolve to destroy everyone that he disagree's with. How has he managed to stay in politics so long? Easy - the labbies love him (but aren't they in the minority now?).

I have advice for Mallard... give it up, retire, disassociate yourself from Labour and start to live a life because to be honest, you are way past your expiry date in politics.

Cretinous MmmmmCarten

2010-02-13T22:16:00.005+04:00

Matt McCarten is kinda a weird guy. I was reading his post in the NZHerald here http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10625978 and although I guess he attempts satire, he always seems to be a wet satirist.

Now, I'm not a rich prick, but.... I don't knock those who do have more money than me and if they get more out of tax cuts... so what? Why is it Kiwi's like McCarten hate success from others... woops, that's right, tall poppy syndrome, that phenomena that the left so continously seem to ignore.

Ok Ma Ma Ma Carten... get this... this is how it works. The more money one has, the more expendable income they have, the more that can be put into business, the more chance of being able to employ more people, so that they can make more money in order to be able to employ more people. Get it?? If not, go to uni and do Economics 101.

Perhaps he doesn't realise that it was rick pricks that made the NZHerald into what it is today oh and yes, they pay you to write columns for it.... there's a word that is not allowed to be uttered in the debating chamber starting with the letter "H", but here, anything goes and Matt..... you stink of hypocrisy.

Maori Party vs New Zealanders

2010-02-12T19:44:00.005+04:00

What the fuck is going on with the Maori Party. Ok, so they were founded on the principle of repealing the FS&SB Act. Fine, I have no problem with that, but when Nanny Turia gets up and says the FS&SB should not be a public domain, what she means is, give everything to Maori and get fucked anybody else. Well fuck you and the party you belong to coz if you push the average NEW ZEALANDER too far over this bullshit then expect a fight and it won't be pretty.

Key says "It is a concept where you don't get into the emotional debate of ownership. Now it sounds a bit foreign when you think about it, but no-one owns the air, no one owns the sea and we live happily in that sort of environment." I hafta agree with the dude on this.

Turia and her gang of fuck-knuckles need to start thinking about NEW ZEALANDERS, which of course includes Maori and all those others that are citizens of this great land.

I'm FUCKED OFF with the NZMP's divisive attitude and that they think that their blood denotes ownership of the whole fucking caboodle! As you can see i'm wound up over this because the narrow-mindedness of the NZMP requires challenging.

The Agony Chamber - 10Feb10

2010-02-12T13:14:00.006+04:00

When I'm free, I intend to pass comment on what I see during question time in that weird meeting place of our politicians. I've always been amused of the antics that go on, but less so of recent times given that we pay these turkey's heaps to behave like fuckwits.

Goff, Key and the GST saga. Goff sought to question Key over the possible increase in GST to 15%. Kinda stupid way to start the year Goff given his previous Govt not only introduced GST, but also increased. Hello! The Nats intend, IF they increase the GST to 15% to also reduced personal taxes, just as Goff's Govt did. So Phillis, try coming up with a real argument instead of making yourself look like a fool.

Interestingly, that one-man-party-joke, Alliance and almost octogenerian Anderton got up to try and have key define the word "not". Hello? One of the things about the agony chamber is that arguments must be both cogent and rational. Anderton flogged a dead horse and the Speaker shut him down - quite rightly too.

Tolley is having a rough time at the moment too. I think she risks being kicked out of the cabinet - she just doesn't have any balls (well literally as well as figuratively). She is a trier, but no match for Daffy Duck Mallard. She is weak and spineless and however well she may do the job in the background, she just isn't credible when in front of the public.

Annette King. Although I can't stand her supercilious tone, she is way better than soft-wanker Goff in the chamber. She actually offers up good arguments and counters well against the more inexperienced Paula Bennett. Unfortunately King didn't win on points over the unemployment rate. Recessions cause unemployment and if the labbies think it will all be solved within one year then they have just fallen out of a bunch of trees.

Jeanette Fitzsimmons - last week in parliament. Good riddance to the nambie pambie grandma.

Cunliffe - what a prize wanker. He comes across so toffy-nosed when he speaks. He pushes Mr Speaker to the limit very often and I think he is periously close to being kicked out sometime soon. He's a smart ass and most kiwi's don't like that sort.

The agony chamber continues to agonize.

Goff, the Clayton Politician

2010-02-07T06:53:00.004+04:00

Yes, he has done it again! Phillis, the soft wanker, seeks to give a John Key speech laying out how things should be done whilst in Govt. Is he off his rocker? Does he have no idea how stupid he looks? Will he even continue to have the support of his caucus? Questions worth answering.

So, he intends to apologise for Key not delivering during 2009. Huh? Let me get this right, Goff is saying sorry? But hang on - shouldn't he have actually done that whilst he was in power? He wants everything to be fixed over a one year period that the labbies couldn't achieve in 9?

If anything, he should be apologising for that bitch Clark and prize plonker Cullen who mis-managed the economy during the prosperous period they enjoyed. I wonder who is behind all this malarky. My guess is its Pete Hodgson the slitherin snake - he who seeks attention by digging holes into no-where.

I'm really looking forward to the House sitting again this week - you can bet my blog will get a lot busier. As for Goff, he continues to thrive as a fuck-knuckle politician, its pathetic really.

Waitangi doodles

2010-02-05T20:11:00.004+04:00

OK, last I heard Waitangi Day was a national day where both European and Maori celebrated the birth of a nation. What a load of bullshit. When a tribe turns around and starts charging money to media to cover this glorious day, it loses its value. What a pack of blundging hang-about fuckwits. Who the fuck are they anyway? This is just the kind of divisive bullshit that goes on in NZ, and whats the bet that bitch Titiwhai and her fuck-knuckle son were involved.

So, the next plonker to do something weird is Phil Goff "condemning" the high Maori unemployment rate. OK Goff, you had plenty of time sort it out so who the fuck are you to condemn anything. Problem with Goff is he is a soft wanker - no matter how hard he tries he just doesn't get any result lol.

Good to be living outside of NZ at times like this.

Professional Idiots

2010-02-04T14:32:00.004+04:00

I was pondering the Mary Ann Thompson shambles a few weeks ago, thinking the issue had died down. So now she has fessed up - she lied, a big fat lie. Um, so whoever employed her is not exactly immune from criticism either. Not only is the fat bitch a big fat liar, those who employed her must have been complete idiots in not checking her out before hand.

So what's the correlation between this dumbass public servant and politicians? Well, how do we actually know that politicians actually hold the qualifications they do have? Has there EVER been public scrutiny of what our politicians have done in the past? Answer is no, which is exactly why we have dumbass politicians in parliament.

Gaining a qualification of any kind is supposedly an indication that the owner has a good level of knowledge in whatever discipline they gained it in. Maybe this is why we have stupid politicians.

What I want to know is... given that the fat bitch was paid a high wage under false pretences, when does she intend to pay it all back to the taxpayer? Come on National, legislate on this one coz at the end of the day, the fat bitch still gains spondoolies.

Daffy Duck & Fatso Jones

2010-01-28T14:51:00.009+04:00

Well I was hoping that i'd have to wait until parliament sits again very soon before posting something about Trevor "Give-me-anger-management-classes" Mallard and putting him onto the fuck-knuckle list.

What on earth is happening in the Labour Party. First with slobby Shane Jones attacking the NZMP, and now with Daffy attacking the Greens.

Just who is Labour going to turn to for a possible coalition next election? The 1-man joke of a party Alliance? Its all quite laughable really.

Daffy is on the attack again already and Turei in the Greens is the target - on Facebook no less! http://blog.greens.org.nz/2010/01/28/trevor-defriended-me-on-fb-and-im-a-bit-sad-about-that/ For a Greenie, Turei is not so bad (so far) and has kept her cool. The fistfight with her is all about the rise in the minimum wage. Well Daffy, go fuck a duck - you may have raised it from $7 to $12 eons ago, but then again you reigned during a period of economic luxury. Different story now Daff.

Can't wait for the first general debate in the chamber. I'm sure he will be up there waving his fists at people again and challenging Lockwood with stupid dumbass points of order. On that note, I hope Lockie kicks him out more this year. I really enjoyed watching Daffy's childish behaviour last year. See it here :> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQh_fqmJ_Y

Maybe its time for Daffy to move on - he has become a HUGE HUGE liability for Labour but Goff hasn't the balls to reign him in (surprise surprise).

Chief Shane Jones - The Great Pakeha Warrior?

2010-01-27T07:08:00.005+04:00

The plot thickens. I was wondering what Jones was angling at whilst at Ratana and stomping all over the Ratana priest advising him to "stick to ministering". Well Jones, get this - in NZ its still ok to express views. I thought the priests response to Jones was fantastic - the priest focused on respect and obviously this is a human trait which Jones has no capability of expressing. What a prime fuckwit he is.

So, now he has launched a jihad upon the NZMP. Careful Jones, you are getting into touchy ground here. It may well be that in future times Labour will need to get into bed with the NZMP again - unlikely if Jones heads down this destructive inter-racial battle.

This is what he had to say recently - "... I certainly am not going to tolerate any longer their betrayl of Maori voters and the fact we are not meant to criticise them because they wear the cloak of Maoridom". Huh? Betrayl of Maori voters - he's a fine one to say that! His party led the way on that score (as history has shown). Criticism is fine but for fucks sake use that 1/100th Maori brain of yours first - another example of a prick in parliament who doesn't engage his brain before speaking.

As I mentioned in my last post, hopes for leadership for Jones is going to have to wait. I don't think we are ready for a dodgy looking bearded asshole like him just yet - I mean look at the photo - prime ministerial? Hardly! Apart from the scary looks, he is just another fuck-knuckle politician - give it up Jones.

Goff - the last hope?

2010-01-26T07:11:00.005+04:00

If ever there was an uninspiring politician in parliament, it has to be Scoff Goff. I couldn't believe my eyes when I read what he said after being reselected as NZLP Leader ... "I think that it's a recognition that the leadership team they have got in place is the best team that they could hope for". What's interesting about this line is that it places emphasis on 'hope'. What a dork. Hope doesn't lead to success, effective leadership does and if he can't come out with something a little more ballsy to lead his MP's then the NZLP will be resigned to more years in opposition.

This really does epitomise Scoff Goff. He tries to be a funny guy, but it just doesn't work for him. Actually I think he is just too nice a guy. I met him once in the Sinai Peninsular in Egypt when I was in the NZDF and he was really goofy. He couldn't really mix it in with the boys.

I think they shoulda dumped him and even have gone with Annette King, she has way bigger balls than Goff does.

So, poor ole Jones and Cunliffe will be sitting back thinking "fuck, hafta to wait another few fucking years before I can get my pinko commie stickie fingers on the mantle of power". To give credit to the NZLP, they did well not to elect Jones or Cunliffe, parliaments wankers of the highest order.

Labour & Ratana split

2010-01-25T06:55:00.004+04:00

Yes, it appears that finally a good measure of Ratana followers have finally drawn the conclusion that the NZLP are a pack of wankers and aren't the best friends they used to be. Although Goff has made a fool of himself again, they can really only blame that bitch Clark. It was her that started the rustic errosion with Ratana with the Foreshore thing. What Goff hasn't realised is that no matter how much he may laugh off how popular National has become with Ratana, the NZLP has lost support from that stronghold.

So, Goff has "scoffed" at claims that National won some hearts at Ratana. What a complete fuckwit he is. People usually come out with statements like that when they are on the backfoot.

I really wonder if they will vote him in as leader this week. Problem is, there isn't really anyone of substance to take his place. Shane Jones is a right plonker. David Cunliffe has his nose so far up his arse he doesn't appeal to the ordinary Kiwi.

I also wonder how voting will go from Ratana members at the next election. Its plausible to consider that the vote will be split between the NZMP and National. Wonder if Goff would scoff if that happened. Because of his truly fucked up style of leadership and lack of political nounce, he must be added to the list of fucknuckle politicians. I'm sure some Ratana members would agree.

Herald Antics

2010-01-24T13:21:00.002+04:00

I can't think of much worse than dumbass politicians, but the media came close after the shambolic publication of a photo of one of the NZSAS troops. What were they thinking? Obviously no much at all. Key will understandingly be fucking pissed off with the media. The Herald has been a joke for some time in my view, with plenty of knobs who have no sense of the reality nor impact of how and what they report.

Overwhelmingly Kiwi's have demolished the Herald because of their actions and quite rightly so. So, what can the politicians do about this... easy, bring into law a huge penalty, not just fines, but jail, for those in the media that cause, or assist in the cause, of endangering the lives of people (and not just the military). There has to be some responsibility from these wankers, so provide a deterrent to prevent them from being irresponsible.

Brian Tamaki - Bishop Turd

2010-01-16T21:33:00.006+04:00

OK, its time our politicians got a grip on this prize wanker Brian Tamaki. ITS JUST UNBELIEVABLE that this religious quack has turned his flock into a maniacle bunch of turds that want only to get rich quick. I mean come on, those dicks must be so unintelligent to follow this guy... but hang on, with all the guffaw over land ownership by Maori and the stealing of land by "colonialists" Maori are actually letting this guy brainwash their own. The politicians are just as guilty as well. There's just gotta be some law to prevent religious freaks from manipulating things in get rich schemes. Somebody in government really needs to start putting the magnifying glass on this shithead.

Jesus Christ!!! Somebody, anybody stop this prick. I don't give a shit whether its Maori, Pakeha, or both, combined with the power of our lawmakers to stop him. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT! This thug has to be stopped. What the fuck! Put your hand up and say NO! Shut this wanker down, NZ never has been, and never should be a country that condones religious prosperity.

Shane Jones crying again ... boohoo!

2010-01-16T18:12:00.005+04:00

This fuckwit is obviously trying to get the top Labour Party job as Leader, he's trying to do all sorts of things to get in the news, to get highlighted etc.... but doesn't the dickhead realise that most people see right thru him. So now he wants Key to go interfere in the land problems up north... but hangon... Jones is supposedly Maori, has power and so forth, so why the fuck doesn't he go sort out the problem with the whanau up there. This sloth is the first to complain when Govt gets involved with whanau business.

Jones is one of the most gutless laziest pricks in parliament. Anything he can't handle himself, he finds an excuse to get others to take on the tough jobs. Well Labbies, go for it, coz if you ever have him as leader, you won't be back in govt again.

So, this Harvard University educated wanker will be plying for power during 2010. Mark my words, in parliament he will slowly grab for power, like a viscious cancerous virus. I've watched him many times in parliament and his whole manner is condescending and pious. Oh, to boot he is only a list MP, never been elected, thus doesn't have a mandate to do fuck all.... would you really trust this smarmy prick? Just look at his picture for a few seconds... answers all. He definately goes onto the fuck-knuckle list (with bar!).

New Feature List

2010-01-15T22:51:00.002+04:00

I've added a new feature to my blog. As time passes, dumbass politicians will do things that are outright dumb, thereby deserving the title of "Fuck-Knuckle Politician". The list will appear at the top right of the blog. I wonder if all our politicians will make it on the list lol!

Labour wants Republic?

2010-01-15T12:20:00.005+04:00

I wonder if that silly cow Clare Curran (yep the nutta who caused controversay a couple of years ago) is going to exhibit Labour party policy when she protests on Prince Willie's visit to NZ. What a clothead bint she is, as if William could give a toss about what she thinks. I also wonder how the meeting that Goff has with William will go when it seems that Labour wants a republic and that one of its own protested his visit!

Now, i'm not against protesting and i'm not against heading towards a republic, but why the fuck hasn't Labour got the balls to come out and announce they want a republic and what the fuck is the use klutzy Curran protesting for. Fucking amazing that these shit-for-brains people get into parliament. Seems she has her over--shoulder--boulder--holder in a twist because a royal is opening the Supreme Court.... what the fuck does it matter who opens it. And we seriously pay shitheads like her from tax-payers money? Another classic case of a politician that is truly a fuck-knuckle.

Turia - another JOKE!

2010-01-14T23:14:00.004+04:00

Ok, I suggested in my previous post we should just forget Harawira... and I really want to, but those dickheads/dickheadesses in the Maori Party collectively are turning into a bunch of amateurs.

Softly spoken, but stupid to go with it comes the next joke in the NZMP, Turia. She is going to challenge (softly but vigorously?) Bennett over the changes to the dole. Well off course she is going to challenge it isn't she (we know why of course).

OK Turia, get this, you get 2.39% of total Party votes and 5 electorates seats out of 70. Who the fuck are you to start demanding from the very party that has given you (mistake mistake!) a couple of minister posts? Our politicial system is pretty much screwed up...... shut the fuck up Turia and start thinking about all NEW ZEALANDERS not just Maori (she just doesn't get it). This separatist party is doomed.

Isn't it strange that Turia, and even Harawira aren't full-blooded Maoris yet think they have the "pulse" of the race... what a load of claptrap. Many of my Maori mates are fucked off because the NZMP is fast becoming an embarassment to many iwi. Watch out Turia, may be your last chance to be in government... if you don't use some of that grey matter you'll be joining, um, the dole queue.

Fucknuckle Harawira.... again!

2010-01-11T22:06:00.003+04:00

Either this nutta is plain stupid or he's fallen outta his waka... again. So he has reignited the "raping of Maori land" accusation again, somehow, by saying he is holding up a mirror of NZ... what a fuckwit - a racist of the highest order.

Just how long the Maori Party will hold on to his nutcase has become clear.... Turia doesn't seem to think now that its not so bad. OK.... so here goes... all you motherfucker maori's that have raped our coast lines.... go hold up a mirror coz its only a reflection of you. Now... if I was a pakeha MP and had said that, i'd be eaten for breakfast. As far as I'm concerned i'm a New Zealander and pay allegiance to neither maori or pakeha... what I do pay allegiance to is New Zealanders.

So where to from here.... nothing. Just let everybody from hence forth completely ignore this prick, um, leave him as an MP, but one that is not a paid MP coz i'm damn sure what he thinks isn't a true reflection of what his constitutents think. He's just a mouthpiece for that bitch Titiwhai.

Carter - the beached whale

2010-01-10T23:41:00.004+04:00

One thing that snots me with politicians that go from being in government into being the opposition is their unbelievable ability to contract that mental disorder politicians suffer from (and which there is no cure for), namely hypocrisy.

This wanker, he who chooses to parasitically filter tax money so that he and his mate can jolly everywhere together has come out, in strong words in accusing McCully for not being strong enough against those from the Land of the Rising Sun regarding their whaling activities.

OK, enough Carter. NZ is not the most powerful nation in the world, we are an insignificant nothingness by comparison with the big boys out there. He had 9 years to deliver his "strong" message and still didn't gain much headway.

Instead of attacking locally, why not use those red brain cells to attack by using overseas allies that have the power to influence. Geeze, politicians like Carter are just dumbfucks. He's become the local joke in the Labbie Party.... poor thing will probably be out next election to end up raising daisies.

Lawmakers? Yeah right!

2010-01-07T16:01:00.004+04:00

This guy Maka Renata rapes a woman at age 14, they put him away for 7 years or so and while in prison rapes his 15yo cell mate. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING RELEASING PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!!!

Politicians sit on their high-stools pretending to be the lawmakers of the country on the notion the laws out there are to protect us. Its high time these assholes in government got a brain scan or something because it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise that the public have had a gutsfull of weak punishments.

One can't always blame the judges because they are restricted by the penalties put into law by those assholes that represent us.

I've had a gutsful of reading about crime and low punishments being dished out. If you fuckwits in govt haven't got the balls to get serious about keeping people locked away that are dangerous... then fuck off out of politics and let someone in who at least has a clue about what a punishment is.

Elitism on the rise?

2010-01-05T22:31:00.004+04:00

Sadly Bill English just can't seem to keep out of trouble. What is it with this guy? Does he not think much about his actions, or is he just so full of himself to the point where the small stuff doesn't matter? I think its both.

I won't get into the housing/rent debacle of last year, but the trend regarding his inability to be "spatial" with his action is becoming abundantly a worry for some.

Take the car parking difficulty.

So he takes off to get a haircut, car's get park illegally (apparently) a ticket supposed to be issued, but doesn't happen because apparently, nothing illegal happened.

What a load of bullshit. If you or I had parked in a handicapped parking space (without being handicapped) we'd be slapped with a ticket. So why not Bill? Holds high office and because the police were on official busines (watching Bill get a haircut?) no ticket issued. Or was it because he is politically handicapped.... you decide.

Its political elitism to the extreme and Bill needs to get a life and start thinking about who he is in life, not what he is. He's just another guy, so take responsibility for what you do, or suffer.... geesh, these guys suck a big kumara.

Cruelty to Animals (defined)

2010-01-01T21:17:00.005+04:00

NatMP Simon Bridges wants to crack down on cruelty to animals because of the social sickness of those who abuse animals. Social sickness? Bollocks, its just those apes that can't control their anger who do the bad deeds and of course they could be dealt with severely. C'mon Simon, you can do better than that, you sound like a left winger every day, you get any softer and sadly you will end up one.

Now flip to another animal. So most remember this guy Dixon, he with the scary looks whilst in court, and he that was also a murderer. I think it was cruel to the rest of society for him to be around anyone at all - let alone the poor sods who had to put up with the creep in prison before he was quickly himself murdered.

Ok, so what's the point? The point is turkeys like Dixon gave up the right to live amongst humans when they acted like animals, actually worse than animals, coz lumping Dixon in with them ain't right. Murderers should be cast off to an island far away (Auckland Islands?). There they can rot in their own slime and filth til they decompose. The bonus is, less cost to the taxpayer, we don't get to see them ever again and short of hanging them, its the next best option.

Helen Clark - the Order now lacks order

2009-12-30T21:24:00.008+04:00

Helen Clark, ONZ. The latest recipient of this rather presitgious Order has been quoted as saying she wouldn't have accepted a Damehood. Um, by implication this means she was expecting something. Given a CNZM (Companion of the NZ Order of Merit) would have been "too low" for a former PM leads me to the question: Why should there be any expectation of a politician receiving anything at all! If one wants to use the argument that because they are politicians, they serve the country, well hang on, how about giving an ONZ to all those that serve in the Armed Forces. This is exactly one of the reasons why I started this blog. It really fucks my noodles that politicians expect a right to anything just because they are in politics.

Another example. Jonathon Hunt. That fat pig who was Speaker of the House who was known as Minister for Wine and Cheese. Look, he spent oodles of years in public office - so what. Look at his record, what did he achieve that is OUTSTANDING to merit an ONZ. He the man who went off to be High Commissioner in London and wanted to draw the pension there. He can rot in his own outdated wine and moldy cheese, for in my view, he isn't even worth a good toss.

Back to Helen, smarmy as she is, she is added to a list of ONZ politicial recipients - hardly anything to be proud of. But naturally she will accept it. Heather Simpson (H2) would have insisted (as she did with many decisions she made as proxy PM.

The ONZ should have gone to people like Peter Jackson, or Richard Hadlee or my Dad for that matter who worked his guts out building dams and houses in the 50's for a pittance but for good cause. Politicians should be banned from this prestigious Order, but in reality it won't happen. The politicians haven't the balls to exempt themselves.

Hone Harawira Part 2

2009-12-23T23:01:00.007+04:00

As usual, its hard for MPs to be honourable, and so more evidence of this twat's inability to communicate anything better than a sewer rat has surfaced. No wonder Turia/Sharples didn't want him back in the NZMP, but due to pressures from the whanau, Hone is a bro and shouldn't be suppressed by pakeha conventions or rules.

Goes a long way to support some propositions that we are younger version of one of our parents, he seems to follow in Titewhai's footsteps as a master shit-stirrer - how could he ever behave differently with a cow like that raising him.

Still, if he does continue in parliament he should act accordingly, that means doing exactly what he's doing in this photo..... yeah right!

Snoopy and the dole

2009-12-22T22:37:00.003+04:00

Key sings Snoopy on radio and the tall poppies respond with putting the boot in. That's fine, freedom of speech I welcome, disingenuous non-cogent arguments I don't. Key was having fun, which is obvious by the clip I saw on youtube and its refreshing to see someone in high office actually have fun. I guess Clark did, but couldn't really crack a smile that could do her "fun" side any justice. So he's off to Hawaii for a holiday and the labbies complain.... um freedom of choice to choose holiday destinations isn't outlawed so what's the problem? Jealousy, they hate he is a rick prick and can't get over it... tuff huh?

Bennett on canning the dole after 1 year and making people reapply or at least get off their fat asses and be proactive in job hunting. Kudos to Bennett, although one can hope its managed so that they those who really have been looking for jobs don't get burnt - if that happens it'll be a big fat brickbat for Bennett to roast on.

Flag It

2009-12-21T09:24:00.003+04:00

Ok, let's get this outta the way coz it's a paralyzing load of crap.

1. Most Kiwi's don't like the Union Jack appearing (we are mere antipodeans)

2. Most Kiwi's identify with the Southern Cross (the universe has no enemies)

3. Most Kiwi's like the Silver Fern (let's be native about this)

But to satisfy the royalist cronies have some red and white combined.

Shane Jones in his usual devisive way comments about the Maori flag being devisive. Get a life Jones, bugger off back to the US with your Harvard degree (which us taxpayers probably paid for). He's lost in a quagmire, torn between being a 1/100th blood Maori and aspirations for Labour leadership.

Key is playing the game on a tightrope balance, but seems harmful over the issue. Watch for Key as NZ's frist President when it happens.

So, let's go with the design here and be done with it - let the Labbies and Greenpacks do what they do best - bitch and moan.

Wiley as ever

2009-12-21T08:21:00.000+04:00

Ok, so this is my spot in the world. I'm a Kiwi living outside of NZ for two reasons:

1. pissed off with the political climate in NZ
2. tax-free pay

My commentary will be focused on the inadequacies of the political system in NZ and those that serve within. NZ is a great place, if only our politicians had the guts not to be self-serving.

Feel free to have your say and "speak" your mind - I will.