Bloody Marvelous!!!

What style! What a punch in the face to wimpy Goff. So Key takes off to the Middle East to discuss trade (with millions) and also takes time out to head to Afghanistan to see our troops there. Look, no matter your political affiliation it takes guts to go to a place like that, especially a Prime Minister. And if Goff and his socialist wankers even think of criticising the visit - they should think back to when that lesbo leader Clark did the same in 2003. When I served in the Middle East and Goff was Defence Minister and visited us there he acted like a spare prick at a wedding - he didn't inspire then, he doesn't now.

Wouldn't be surprised if the mind-boggling Green's complained - their solution is to plant more trees hug each other and hope for the best.

Big Kudos to John Key.

The Dark Lord

Yup, she cometh, sayeth and then piss-offith. Yup, none other than that dark lord, Lord Insidious, she who held the grip of power over 9 LONG years - she just can't let go of it. Who really is running the Labour Party? She watches from a distance, plots and plans, then strikes a deafening blow to the least suspecting - in this case Phillis Goff. He must have been wondering whether he was still the opposition leader or not.

Clark rips into the debate over RNZ, then launches into the mining situation. Why she just couldn't come to NZ pickup the now valueless gong along with a red robe and then bugger off back to NY. Nope, the dark lord relentlessly has to have her say. She hasn't fully realised that she is master (mistress) and commander of the UNDP and has much more she should be commenting about than stirring the pot in NZ.

I can feeeeeeeeeel the hate within her. Her desire to put her sticky meddling fingers into something she totally no longer has control of. Unfortunately the empire will strike back, and the Dark Lord has a new apprentice - Darth Cilious, none other than Darren Hughes. The dark side is strong within him. Actually he's close to being a fuck-knuckle, but not quite yet lol.

Doctor Who?

Usually with my posts I put up a picture of the people I predominantely refer to. In this case, the person isn't worthy of a picture showing what the post is all about.

That BITCH! Clark, she who used rhetoric to its max over way more than 9 years received the highest honour, which now, is of course not, because she became a member of it. Kudos to all those other real genuine people that received it, and a huge BRICKBAT to she and her "very close" offsider Heather Simpson - how on earth the country allowed them to rule so long is just astounding.

As to the hon Law degree, another weirdly incredible thing to give her. Its been wildly commented on already in many other blogs, least I say, as above, all those other real genuine recipients of the HonLLD might well be wondering the value of the ones they received.

So, she deviously planned to be in NZ to receive the gong and the LLD, now she will piss off back to NY. Its unfortunate that she is like a virus, that just keeps on coming back.

Goff, the Clayton Politician

Yes, he has done it again! Phillis, the soft wanker, seeks to give a John Key speech laying out how things should be done whilst in Govt. Is he off his rocker? Does he have no idea how stupid he looks? Will he even continue to have the support of his caucus? Questions worth answering.

So, he intends to apologise for Key not delivering during 2009. Huh? Let me get this right, Goff is saying sorry? But hang on - shouldn't he have actually done that whilst he was in power? He wants everything to be fixed over a one year period that the labbies couldn't achieve in 9?

If anything, he should be apologising for that bitch Clark and prize plonker Cullen who mis-managed the economy during the prosperous period they enjoyed. I wonder who is behind all this malarky. My guess is its Pete Hodgson the slitherin snake - he who seeks attention by digging holes into no-where.

I'm really looking forward to the House sitting again this week - you can bet my blog will get a lot busier. As for Goff, he continues to thrive as a fuck-knuckle politician, its pathetic really.

Helen Clark - the Order now lacks order

Helen Clark, ONZ. The latest recipient of this rather presitgious Order has been quoted as saying she wouldn't have accepted a Damehood. Um, by implication this means she was expecting something. Given a CNZM (Companion of the NZ Order of Merit) would have been "too low" for a former PM leads me to the question: Why should there be any expectation of a politician receiving anything at all! If one wants to use the argument that because they are politicians, they serve the country, well hang on, how about giving an ONZ to all those that serve in the Armed Forces. This is exactly one of the reasons why I started this blog. It really fucks my noodles that politicians expect a right to anything just because they are in politics.

Another example. Jonathon Hunt. That fat pig who was Speaker of the House who was known as Minister for Wine and Cheese. Look, he spent oodles of years in public office - so what. Look at his record, what did he achieve that is OUTSTANDING to merit an ONZ. He the man who went off to be High Commissioner in London and wanted to draw the pension there. He can rot in his own outdated wine and moldy cheese, for in my view, he isn't even worth a good toss.

Back to Helen, smarmy as she is, she is added to a list of ONZ politicial recipients - hardly anything to be proud of. But naturally she will accept it. Heather Simpson (H2) would have insisted (as she did with many decisions she made as proxy PM.

The ONZ should have gone to people like Peter Jackson, or Richard Hadlee or my Dad for that matter who worked his guts out building dams and houses in the 50's for a pittance but for good cause. Politicians should be banned from this prestigious Order, but in reality it won't happen. The politicians haven't the balls to exempt themselves.