Carter seeks more of the trough

I'm astounded! So, his caucus colleagues have accepted his apology. Unfortunately, his colleagues don't vote for him and the court of public opinion has resoundedly indicated that they don't want this prick in politics.

So of course, he decides to stay, and his colleagues allow him to. When are our politicians going to learn that when the public indicate disfavour, the politicians need to react accordingly. They collectively set themselves up to stay in the game and I wonder sometimes whether NZ needs to shift away from this self-centered style of politics.

Now, it appears Carters Te Atatu electorate are in favour of him retaining his seat. Well of course they fucking do given his electorate chairman is none other than his faggoty partner. Have they lost their marbles? Don't they realise that this is just another case of propping each other and be damned the public?

Carter is simply in a state of denial and his level of stupidy, downright arrogrance and inability to understand that he is no longer wanted is perplexing at the least. Goff thinks he was hard on the guy, well Goff is a soft-on in most things and he has pandered to the queer cunt rainbow wing of the Labour Party. I can't even be bothered posting a pic with this post coz i simply don't wanna look at Carter's ugly mug anymore.

I'm astounded.

Dorky Cunliffe has blown it

Whilst he may have had aspirations of leadership of the Labour Party, he hardly demonstrated leadership skills today in the House. So, he obtained a copy of the Govts Questions & Answers and tabled them. Why? For what purpose? Because he's a smarmy cocksucking twit and that's an insult really to those out there who are smarmy cocksucking twits.

What on earth was he thinking? Are these the leadership skills the LP's really want for their future. His childish, stupid ridiculous attempt to be smart? Opposite affect Cunliffe! He's blown it for the future.

I've said it before, and will say it again, this dork has his head so far up his ass it ain't funny. He speaks as if he's royalty, a 1st-class citizen using language that is condescending and plain outright omnipotent. I suppose in a way i'm happy he's done this because it really confirms that i'll never vote for Labour as long as he is associated with that party and those stauch Labbies out there should send him a strong message - FUCK OFF before you ruin any chance of Labour regaining power in the future. Geesh, were do they get these DORKS from! Goff should have stopped this, but he's hardly a good example of a leader either.

Goff Fouls Up Again

Phillis should wear the above badge next to his taxpayer funded Red rosette next time he ventures out in full plummage. He simply doesn't think about what he says in public. It's rich for him to spin off about Heatley by saying "There need to be sanctions against any person at any time who has that sense of entitlement and misspends Crown money." He thinks Heatley should not have been reinstated so quickly. HELLO! How many Labour Ministers were reinstated for FAR FAR worse crimes, in fact crimes for which they were convicted for!! Um lemme thinking for starters:

1. Ruth Dyson - DIC, reinstated 9 months later.
2. Lianne Dalziel - not convicted of fraudelent behaviour, but resigned anyhow
3. Trevor Mallard - convicted of assault, DIDN'T lose his portfolio
4. David Parker - resigned, was cleared over fraud, reinstated by Frau Clark
5. David Benson-Pope - stood down over misconduct allegations, reinstated, prima facie case existed, Frau Clark gave him back his portfolios
6. Frank O'Flynn - urinated/drunk in public, not relieved of portfolios.

Well if I had the energy I'd search some more. The point is Goff has fucked up AGAIN! He thinks his Labour MP's are squeeky clean? Hardly. What Heatley did is no-where near as serious as some of those events listed above.

Shame on Phillis - still, keep on doing what you are doing Phillis, it guarantee's Labour in opposition for a few more years :)

Labour's downward spiral

I was catching up on the TV1 breakfast news from last week and came across the Political Young Guns weekly chat here http://tvnz.co.nz/breakfast-news/breakfast-thursday-march-25-3431591/video?vid=3431701 Jacinda was away, so who did they put in her place? Fatso Sepuloni!!! Please bring back Jacinda, at least she has clue what she is talking about, has a sense of humour and actually works well with Simon Bridges. Sepuloni? What a moaning, groaning, pessimistic fat bitch. She hasn't a shit show in hell against Bennett in Waitakere.

On that score, Twyford must be really thinking hard about why he is in politics. Labour has shat all over him. He's a bright guy with real experience leading, so who do they put in? That fat bitch Sepuloni. Incredible. Her head is so far up her arse it ain't funny. Hopefully the voters will see thru the bullshit she spins.

Goff and co lost the plot last week over the mining issue and as Brownlie astutely pointed out during question time, there are plenty of photos afoot of Labbie MP's in front of mines celebrating the wonderful benefits of mining. Again, Labour has lost the plot. It seems as though their Chief Tactician and Mud Dredger Hodgson isn't running the show anymore.

Labour - Bus-ted

Lots of commentary on the blogworld about the Labour misuse of taxpayer funds to travel the country. Ok, so, apparently, taxpayer funds can be used for this - why?

They are a political party, that is not in power, so Phillis Goff's really fucked up excuse for this is that because they are in opposition, they HAVE to oppose. What, everything?

Not only is he contradictory in saying this, it demonstrates that he is a complete fuck-knuckle. The opposition is not duty bound to oppose everything that occurs in parliament, not if they don't agree with it - (secretly Cunliffe is in support of an increase). I don't get Goff - he fancies himself tripping around in the big red commie pinko fuckbus spreading the word - he can't get used to the idea that he doesn't have any power anymore. He was all too happy to support introducing GST and increasing it - what a 2-faced prick he is.

So next, he will be tripping around on his bike in Northland - we will be paying for that too? What an embarassment he is but good thing about it I suppose is that anyone but Labour will win the next election. So, Goff, keep up the good work in making you and your party look stoopid.

Phillis Goff - The Beached Whale

Snippy snappy Goff is struggling to find things to attack the Govt on even more now. Astoundingly he chooses to make a fool of himself AGAIN!

McCully and the Ozzies are uniting on a front to sort out those Jappo wankers who are slaughtering whales for medical research - well, that's a big fucking joke in itself. But anyhow, Phillis says that NZ used to be in the fore-front over issues like this, but now its in the reverse coz the Ozzie PM is upping the ante.

Problem with Goff, and why people are turning away from him is, that he completely misses the point. When two countries work together to solve a problem its not about which country is tops in doing it - its the fact that two countries putting all their political resources together to fight - that's what he should be celebrating!

Goff just doesn't see this - he thinks NZ should be the leading country in EVERY fucking thing. What a prize prick he is and the labbie supporters will walk away from his pettiness - he is a weak gutless beached-whale and its embarrassing internationally to see him rant on about how lowly HE thinks NZ has become - get a brain implant Goff, you're overdue and stranded.

EDIT: I just read this morning that Pothead Chris Carter is saying that NZ should JOIN the ozzies in the pursuit of the saki-addicts. Rumblings in the Labour Party? One side (Goff) with unproductive comments and that NZ take the lead, the other (Carter) encouraging to JOIN the ozzies. Labour is falling apart at the seams again.

The Dark Lord

Yup, she cometh, sayeth and then piss-offith. Yup, none other than that dark lord, Lord Insidious, she who held the grip of power over 9 LONG years - she just can't let go of it. Who really is running the Labour Party? She watches from a distance, plots and plans, then strikes a deafening blow to the least suspecting - in this case Phillis Goff. He must have been wondering whether he was still the opposition leader or not.

Clark rips into the debate over RNZ, then launches into the mining situation. Why she just couldn't come to NZ pickup the now valueless gong along with a red robe and then bugger off back to NY. Nope, the dark lord relentlessly has to have her say. She hasn't fully realised that she is master (mistress) and commander of the UNDP and has much more she should be commenting about than stirring the pot in NZ.

I can feeeeeeeeeel the hate within her. Her desire to put her sticky meddling fingers into something she totally no longer has control of. Unfortunately the empire will strike back, and the Dark Lord has a new apprentice - Darth Cilious, none other than Darren Hughes. The dark side is strong within him. Actually he's close to being a fuck-knuckle, but not quite yet lol.

The Agony Chamber - This week

Three contributions I thought interesting during question time this week.

1. Phillis Goff - launched an attack on the PM by referring to sloppiness (from Key's comment that he was sloppy regarding his mining shares). This is so childish. Goff used the word "sloppy" to criticise all and sundry re: what the Govt is doing. It's playground behaviour and Goff was close to popping a vein. Tragic really.

2. Catherine Delahunty - this toxic greenie launched an attack on wee Pansy Wong over the number of woman serving on various boardroom appointees (or the lack of women on said boards). What a stupid line of argument toxic took. She seems interested in female dominance I think. Shouldn't she be aiming an argument on having the best person for the job, NOT based on gender? Or would she rather have female dominated boards with those that don't have the skills to do the job. Delahuntry can flap all she likes but I know i'd like the best PERSON to be in situ. Stupid woman lost out anyhow given Wong stated that 47% are filled by women already. Another example of an MP who just doesn't put thought into issues.

3. Wayne Mapp - poor ole Doc Mapp, attacked from the left and right all at once over the NIWA mess. He really does bumble along, tries hard but is not particularly persuasive. He best sort out NIWA before the shit flys all over. ACT seem intent on attacking on this one - make the most ACT, its your last term in parliament anyhow.

The Agony Chamber - 10Feb10

When I'm free, I intend to pass comment on what I see during question time in that weird meeting place of our politicians. I've always been amused of the antics that go on, but less so of recent times given that we pay these turkey's heaps to behave like fuckwits.

Goff, Key and the GST saga. Goff sought to question Key over the possible increase in GST to 15%. Kinda stupid way to start the year Goff given his previous Govt not only introduced GST, but also increased. Hello! The Nats intend, IF they increase the GST to 15% to also reduced personal taxes, just as Goff's Govt did. So Phillis, try coming up with a real argument instead of making yourself look like a fool.

Interestingly, that one-man-party-joke, Alliance and almost octogenerian Anderton got up to try and have key define the word "not". Hello? One of the things about the agony chamber is that arguments must be both cogent and rational. Anderton flogged a dead horse and the Speaker shut him down - quite rightly too.

Tolley is having a rough time at the moment too. I think she risks being kicked out of the cabinet - she just doesn't have any balls (well literally as well as figuratively). She is a trier, but no match for Daffy Duck Mallard. She is weak and spineless and however well she may do the job in the background, she just isn't credible when in front of the public.

Annette King. Although I can't stand her supercilious tone, she is way better than soft-wanker Goff in the chamber. She actually offers up good arguments and counters well against the more inexperienced Paula Bennett. Unfortunately King didn't win on points over the unemployment rate. Recessions cause unemployment and if the labbies think it will all be solved within one year then they have just fallen out of a bunch of trees.

Jeanette Fitzsimmons - last week in parliament. Good riddance to the nambie pambie grandma.

Cunliffe - what a prize wanker. He comes across so toffy-nosed when he speaks. He pushes Mr Speaker to the limit very often and I think he is periously close to being kicked out sometime soon. He's a smart ass and most kiwi's don't like that sort.

The agony chamber continues to agonize.

Goff, the Clayton Politician

Yes, he has done it again! Phillis, the soft wanker, seeks to give a John Key speech laying out how things should be done whilst in Govt. Is he off his rocker? Does he have no idea how stupid he looks? Will he even continue to have the support of his caucus? Questions worth answering.

So, he intends to apologise for Key not delivering during 2009. Huh? Let me get this right, Goff is saying sorry? But hang on - shouldn't he have actually done that whilst he was in power? He wants everything to be fixed over a one year period that the labbies couldn't achieve in 9?

If anything, he should be apologising for that bitch Clark and prize plonker Cullen who mis-managed the economy during the prosperous period they enjoyed. I wonder who is behind all this malarky. My guess is its Pete Hodgson the slitherin snake - he who seeks attention by digging holes into no-where.

I'm really looking forward to the House sitting again this week - you can bet my blog will get a lot busier. As for Goff, he continues to thrive as a fuck-knuckle politician, its pathetic really.

Waitangi doodles

OK, last I heard Waitangi Day was a national day where both European and Maori celebrated the birth of a nation. What a load of bullshit. When a tribe turns around and starts charging money to media to cover this glorious day, it loses its value. What a pack of blundging hang-about fuckwits. Who the fuck are they anyway? This is just the kind of divisive bullshit that goes on in NZ, and whats the bet that bitch Titiwhai and her fuck-knuckle son were involved.

So, the next plonker to do something weird is Phil Goff "condemning" the high Maori unemployment rate. OK Goff, you had plenty of time sort it out so who the fuck are you to condemn anything. Problem with Goff is he is a soft wanker - no matter how hard he tries he just doesn't get any result lol.

Good to be living outside of NZ at times like this.

Daffy Duck & Fatso Jones

Well I was hoping that i'd have to wait until parliament sits again very soon before posting something about Trevor "Give-me-anger-management-classes" Mallard and putting him onto the fuck-knuckle list.

What on earth is happening in the Labour Party. First with slobby Shane Jones attacking the NZMP, and now with Daffy attacking the Greens.

Just who is Labour going to turn to for a possible coalition next election? The 1-man joke of a party Alliance? Its all quite laughable really.

Daffy is on the attack again already and Turei in the Greens is the target - on Facebook no less! http://blog.greens.org.nz/2010/01/28/trevor-defriended-me-on-fb-and-im-a-bit-sad-about-that/ For a Greenie, Turei is not so bad (so far) and has kept her cool. The fistfight with her is all about the rise in the minimum wage. Well Daffy, go fuck a duck - you may have raised it from $7 to $12 eons ago, but then again you reigned during a period of economic luxury. Different story now Daff.

Can't wait for the first general debate in the chamber. I'm sure he will be up there waving his fists at people again and challenging Lockwood with stupid dumbass points of order. On that note, I hope Lockie kicks him out more this year. I really enjoyed watching Daffy's childish behaviour last year. See it here :> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQh_fqmJ_Y

Maybe its time for Daffy to move on - he has become a HUGE HUGE liability for Labour but Goff hasn't the balls to reign him in (surprise surprise).