15 February 2010

Red Alert or Red Anger?


I've resisted heading off to look at the labbies Red Alert blog, simply because I assumed that most of the comments would be one-sided and heavily moderated. On the first part, I was probably wrong as there seems to be many that like to contest the labbies posts. On the second point I was right - Daffy Duck Mallard, true to his commie colours, loves to censor.

I have two points to make:
1. Do these labbie MP's blog during working hours? If so, why, and who is monitoring their work practices? Freedom to express is fine, but not when the whole fucking country is contributing towards their pay. They serve the people first, not the party (or have I got that dreadfully wrong?!).
2. How long will it take before a Blue Alert, Green Alert, Purple Alert, Yellow Alert or Brown Alert gets momentum? Actually - I'll answer that straight away. There's no need. Red Alert provides a platform for all and sundry to put Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition to task.

Daffy Duck just seems to dig lots of holes for himself. I wonder what possesses his mind. He is a strange character who has an unrepentent resolve to destroy everyone that he disagree's with. How has he managed to stay in politics so long? Easy - the labbies love him (but aren't they in the minority now?).

I have advice for Mallard... give it up, retire, disassociate yourself from Labour and start to live a life because to be honest, you are way past your expiry date in politics.

13 February 2010

Cretinous MmmmmCarten


Matt McCarten is kinda a weird guy. I was reading his post in the NZHerald here http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10625978 and although I guess he attempts satire, he always seems to be a wet satirist.

Now, I'm not a rich prick, but.... I don't knock those who do have more money than me and if they get more out of tax cuts... so what? Why is it Kiwi's like McCarten hate success from others... woops, that's right, tall poppy syndrome, that phenomena that the left so continously seem to ignore.

Ok Ma Ma Ma Carten... get this... this is how it works. The more money one has, the more expendable income they have, the more that can be put into business, the more chance of being able to employ more people, so that they can make more money in order to be able to employ more people. Get it?? If not, go to uni and do Economics 101.

Perhaps he doesn't realise that it was rick pricks that made the NZHerald into what it is today oh and yes, they pay you to write columns for it.... there's a word that is not allowed to be uttered in the debating chamber starting with the letter "H", but here, anything goes and Matt..... you stink of hypocrisy.

12 February 2010

Maori Party vs New Zealanders



What the fuck is going on with the Maori Party. Ok, so they were founded on the principle of repealing the FS&SB Act. Fine, I have no problem with that, but when Nanny Turia gets up and says the FS&SB should not be a public domain, what she means is, give everything to Maori and get fucked anybody else. Well fuck you and the party you belong to coz if you push the average NEW ZEALANDER too far over this bullshit then expect a fight and it won't be pretty.

Key says "It is a concept where you don't get into the emotional debate of ownership. Now it sounds a bit foreign when you think about it, but no-one owns the air, no one owns the sea and we live happily in that sort of environment." I hafta agree with the dude on this.

Turia and her gang of fuck-knuckles need to start thinking about NEW ZEALANDERS, which of course includes Maori and all those others that are citizens of this great land.

I'm FUCKED OFF with the NZMP's divisive attitude and that they think that their blood denotes ownership of the whole fucking caboodle! As you can see i'm wound up over this because the narrow-mindedness of the NZMP requires challenging.

The Agony Chamber - 10Feb10


When I'm free, I intend to pass comment on what I see during question time in that weird meeting place of our politicians. I've always been amused of the antics that go on, but less so of recent times given that we pay these turkey's heaps to behave like fuckwits.

Goff, Key and the GST saga. Goff sought to question Key over the possible increase in GST to 15%. Kinda stupid way to start the year Goff given his previous Govt not only introduced GST, but also increased. Hello! The Nats intend, IF they increase the GST to 15% to also reduced personal taxes, just as Goff's Govt did. So Phillis, try coming up with a real argument instead of making yourself look like a fool.

Interestingly, that one-man-party-joke, Alliance and almost octogenerian Anderton got up to try and have key define the word "not". Hello? One of the things about the agony chamber is that arguments must be both cogent and rational. Anderton flogged a dead horse and the Speaker shut him down - quite rightly too.

Tolley is having a rough time at the moment too. I think she risks being kicked out of the cabinet - she just doesn't have any balls (well literally as well as figuratively). She is a trier, but no match for Daffy Duck Mallard. She is weak and spineless and however well she may do the job in the background, she just isn't credible when in front of the public.

Annette King. Although I can't stand her supercilious tone, she is way better than soft-wanker Goff in the chamber. She actually offers up good arguments and counters well against the more inexperienced Paula Bennett. Unfortunately King didn't win on points over the unemployment rate. Recessions cause unemployment and if the labbies think it will all be solved within one year then they have just fallen out of a bunch of trees.

Jeanette Fitzsimmons - last week in parliament. Good riddance to the nambie pambie grandma.

Cunliffe - what a prize wanker. He comes across so toffy-nosed when he speaks. He pushes Mr Speaker to the limit very often and I think he is periously close to being kicked out sometime soon. He's a smart ass and most kiwi's don't like that sort.

The agony chamber continues to agonize.

07 February 2010

Goff, the Clayton Politician


Yes, he has done it again! Phillis, the soft wanker, seeks to give a John Key speech laying out how things should be done whilst in Govt. Is he off his rocker? Does he have no idea how stupid he looks? Will he even continue to have the support of his caucus? Questions worth answering.

So, he intends to apologise for Key not delivering during 2009. Huh? Let me get this right, Goff is saying sorry? But hang on - shouldn't he have actually done that whilst he was in power? He wants everything to be fixed over a one year period that the labbies couldn't achieve in 9?

If anything, he should be apologising for that bitch Clark and prize plonker Cullen who mis-managed the economy during the prosperous period they enjoyed. I wonder who is behind all this malarky. My guess is its Pete Hodgson the slitherin snake - he who seeks attention by digging holes into no-where.

I'm really looking forward to the House sitting again this week - you can bet my blog will get a lot busier. As for Goff, he continues to thrive as a fuck-knuckle politician, its pathetic really.

05 February 2010

Waitangi doodles


OK, last I heard Waitangi Day was a national day where both European and Maori celebrated the birth of a nation. What a load of bullshit. When a tribe turns around and starts charging money to media to cover this glorious day, it loses its value. What a pack of blundging hang-about fuckwits. Who the fuck are they anyway? This is just the kind of divisive bullshit that goes on in NZ, and whats the bet that bitch Titiwhai and her fuck-knuckle son were involved.


So, the next plonker to do something weird is Phil Goff "condemning" the high Maori unemployment rate. OK Goff, you had plenty of time sort it out so who the fuck are you to condemn anything. Problem with Goff is he is a soft wanker - no matter how hard he tries he just doesn't get any result lol.


Good to be living outside of NZ at times like this.

04 February 2010

Professional Idiots




I was pondering the Mary Ann Thompson shambles a few weeks ago, thinking the issue had died down. So now she has fessed up - she lied, a big fat lie. Um, so whoever employed her is not exactly immune from criticism either. Not only is the fat bitch a big fat liar, those who employed her must have been complete idiots in not checking her out before hand.

So what's the correlation between this dumbass public servant and politicians? Well, how do we actually know that politicians actually hold the qualifications they do have? Has there EVER been public scrutiny of what our politicians have done in the past? Answer is no, which is exactly why we have dumbass politicians in parliament.

Gaining a qualification of any kind is supposedly an indication that the owner has a good level of knowledge in whatever discipline they gained it in. Maybe this is why we have stupid politicians.

What I want to know is... given that the fat bitch was paid a high wage under false pretences, when does she intend to pay it all back to the taxpayer? Come on National, legislate on this one coz at the end of the day, the fat bitch still gains spondoolies.