His Majesty David Cunliffe

I watched this numbnut in the debating chamber this week and the more I observe him the less I like about him. His whole demeanour is omnipotent, condescending, toff-nossed, snotty-face and prim proper and silver-spooned. His approach when he is "losing points" during question time is that he raises points of order to deflect the inadequacies in how he asks questions. I'm guessing that the Labour caucus supports him quite a lot as he has a high ranking, but he isn't a reflection of the average Kiwi. Nobody likes a smart arse - he ranks as one of the highest order. Although he supports republicanism I doubt he would turn down a knighthood because he's a snotty nosed prick and that, by default, means he's a fucknuckle and onto the list he goes. I hope Labour keeps him because it will assure voters out there that his style of politics is one we don't readily relate to. The picture tells it all - what a salmon.

Creepy Cosgrove

Dunno what it is about this guy, but he gives me the creeps everytime I see him on TV. Mr Speaker has put him in his place, well recently anyhow, by booting him out of the Chamber. He ranks beside one of the most hated guys in America - Sean Hannity and he kinda looks like him too - anyhow, I digress.

Today he has hit out at Police Minister, Crusher Collins, pointing out that the Govt is failing because the latest stats are out from police on crime. But hang on, did he stop to think that people are saying a lot more about crime, or reporting it because they were fed up with 9 years of inaction? HELLO!

Look, crime doesn't stop in a year's period. It builds up over time because of a lax of strong policy - oh yeah... that long time was Labour's long time. Creepy will get Crushed in a few years time perhaps when the stronger penalties which National instituted take effect.

Cosgrove is a drongo and a fully fledged fuck-knuckle - on the list he goes :)

Goff Fouls Up Again

Phillis should wear the above badge next to his taxpayer funded Red rosette next time he ventures out in full plummage. He simply doesn't think about what he says in public. It's rich for him to spin off about Heatley by saying "There need to be sanctions against any person at any time who has that sense of entitlement and misspends Crown money." He thinks Heatley should not have been reinstated so quickly. HELLO! How many Labour Ministers were reinstated for FAR FAR worse crimes, in fact crimes for which they were convicted for!! Um lemme thinking for starters:

1. Ruth Dyson - DIC, reinstated 9 months later.
2. Lianne Dalziel - not convicted of fraudelent behaviour, but resigned anyhow
3. Trevor Mallard - convicted of assault, DIDN'T lose his portfolio
4. David Parker - resigned, was cleared over fraud, reinstated by Frau Clark
5. David Benson-Pope - stood down over misconduct allegations, reinstated, prima facie case existed, Frau Clark gave him back his portfolios
6. Frank O'Flynn - urinated/drunk in public, not relieved of portfolios.

Well if I had the energy I'd search some more. The point is Goff has fucked up AGAIN! He thinks his Labour MP's are squeeky clean? Hardly. What Heatley did is no-where near as serious as some of those events listed above.

Shame on Phillis - still, keep on doing what you are doing Phillis, it guarantee's Labour in opposition for a few more years :)

Labour's downward spiral

I was catching up on the TV1 breakfast news from last week and came across the Political Young Guns weekly chat here http://tvnz.co.nz/breakfast-news/breakfast-thursday-march-25-3431591/video?vid=3431701 Jacinda was away, so who did they put in her place? Fatso Sepuloni!!! Please bring back Jacinda, at least she has clue what she is talking about, has a sense of humour and actually works well with Simon Bridges. Sepuloni? What a moaning, groaning, pessimistic fat bitch. She hasn't a shit show in hell against Bennett in Waitakere.

On that score, Twyford must be really thinking hard about why he is in politics. Labour has shat all over him. He's a bright guy with real experience leading, so who do they put in? That fat bitch Sepuloni. Incredible. Her head is so far up her arse it ain't funny. Hopefully the voters will see thru the bullshit she spins.

Goff and co lost the plot last week over the mining issue and as Brownlie astutely pointed out during question time, there are plenty of photos afoot of Labbie MP's in front of mines celebrating the wonderful benefits of mining. Again, Labour has lost the plot. It seems as though their Chief Tactician and Mud Dredger Hodgson isn't running the show anymore.

Chaaaaaaaaaarles Chauvel my dear.... shut up

So its been widely blogged (very widely!) over the alleged actions of this shirt-lifter on a recent flight (with his partner).

Its hard to say what actually happened because there are conflicting stories, but Charlie has admitted passing comment along the lines that the kids should shut up. Ok Chaaaaarles, I wonder what you would do if they were your kids to keep them amused whilst they are experiencing the ear pain whilst descending in a pressurised cabin. Hello Chaaaaaarles, what were you thinking? Perhaps he wouldn't know what to do because he doesn't have kids and his partner is very unlikely to give him any either.

Kids simply don't know how to deal with the pain, hence they get noisy, hence they annoy others - get over it Chaaaaarles, its a reality that it happens, so feel free to get off the flight when it annoys you! As a representative of the people you should not go off in gay abandon to express your discomfort in their pain.

What do I do when I experience this on a flight? I throw on the headphones, or connect my iPod, pump up the volume and everything is sweet as :)

By the way, did we pay for his partner to be on the flight, or was it paid out of their own dainty pockets?

Carmel Sepuloni - Bleeter Extraordinaire

So what's the deal with this chick who has her tits in a twist over the Pasifika Festival? She alleges that Labour MP's were banned from speaking and this is all a big plot by the AKl City Council. Oh yes, tacitly she is saying they are racist bigots who are anti-Labour. Well they may be anti-Labour and if so, then so what? Actually the truth is that only so many people can get up and speak (and possibly bore) at the festival and the fact she, or Labour, wasn't invited has got her all snooty.

OK, first things first - Labour doesn't run the ACC. Secondly, she hardly has a right to speak for the people given she is another one of those slackers who are MP's from the list. I'm tired of hearing these nutters professing to represent "the people". She has no real mandate and that's why the List system is fucked.

But anyhow, the next thing is when accusing others of a misdemeanour or such like, its just plain fucking stoopid to do it without evidence. This is just another case of a Labour MP whose frustrated with not being in power and demonstrates the intellectual level of, in this case, her. This is the fat bitch who only got involved in Labour a year and a half before the 2008 election. Now she thinks she is the "advocate" of the people. This is a fuck-knuckle attitude to have, and hence, she goes onto my list. I've watched her in the Chamber of Pain regularly and she's all just hot air - no substance to her at all.

By the way, check out this picture of her from the parliament website - she's gained quite a few tonnes since that photo - perhaps she is enjoying the highlights of being a List MP and enjoying the Bellamy's Trough.

Chief Shane Jones - The Great Pakeha Warrior?

The plot thickens. I was wondering what Jones was angling at whilst at Ratana and stomping all over the Ratana priest advising him to "stick to ministering". Well Jones, get this - in NZ its still ok to express views. I thought the priests response to Jones was fantastic - the priest focused on respect and obviously this is a human trait which Jones has no capability of expressing. What a prime fuckwit he is.

So, now he has launched a jihad upon the NZMP. Careful Jones, you are getting into touchy ground here. It may well be that in future times Labour will need to get into bed with the NZMP again - unlikely if Jones heads down this destructive inter-racial battle.

This is what he had to say recently - "... I certainly am not going to tolerate any longer their betrayl of Maori voters and the fact we are not meant to criticise them because they wear the cloak of Maoridom". Huh? Betrayl of Maori voters - he's a fine one to say that! His party led the way on that score (as history has shown). Criticism is fine but for fucks sake use that 1/100th Maori brain of yours first - another example of a prick in parliament who doesn't engage his brain before speaking.

As I mentioned in my last post, hopes for leadership for Jones is going to have to wait. I don't think we are ready for a dodgy looking bearded asshole like him just yet - I mean look at the photo - prime ministerial? Hardly! Apart from the scary looks, he is just another fuck-knuckle politician - give it up Jones.

Goff - the last hope?

If ever there was an uninspiring politician in parliament, it has to be Scoff Goff. I couldn't believe my eyes when I read what he said after being reselected as NZLP Leader ... "I think that it's a recognition that the leadership team they have got in place is the best team that they could hope for". What's interesting about this line is that it places emphasis on 'hope'. What a dork. Hope doesn't lead to success, effective leadership does and if he can't come out with something a little more ballsy to lead his MP's then the NZLP will be resigned to more years in opposition.

This really does epitomise Scoff Goff. He tries to be a funny guy, but it just doesn't work for him. Actually I think he is just too nice a guy. I met him once in the Sinai Peninsular in Egypt when I was in the NZDF and he was really goofy. He couldn't really mix it in with the boys.

I think they shoulda dumped him and even have gone with Annette King, she has way bigger balls than Goff does.

So, poor ole Jones and Cunliffe will be sitting back thinking "fuck, hafta to wait another few fucking years before I can get my pinko commie stickie fingers on the mantle of power". To give credit to the NZLP, they did well not to elect Jones or Cunliffe, parliaments wankers of the highest order.

Labour & Ratana split

Yes, it appears that finally a good measure of Ratana followers have finally drawn the conclusion that the NZLP are a pack of wankers and aren't the best friends they used to be. Although Goff has made a fool of himself again, they can really only blame that bitch Clark. It was her that started the rustic errosion with Ratana with the Foreshore thing. What Goff hasn't realised is that no matter how much he may laugh off how popular National has become with Ratana, the NZLP has lost support from that stronghold.

So, Goff has "scoffed" at claims that National won some hearts at Ratana. What a complete fuckwit he is. People usually come out with statements like that when they are on the backfoot.

I really wonder if they will vote him in as leader this week. Problem is, there isn't really anyone of substance to take his place. Shane Jones is a right plonker. David Cunliffe has his nose so far up his arse he doesn't appeal to the ordinary Kiwi.

I also wonder how voting will go from Ratana members at the next election. Its plausible to consider that the vote will be split between the NZMP and National. Wonder if Goff would scoff if that happened. Because of his truly fucked up style of leadership and lack of political nounce, he must be added to the list of fucknuckle politicians. I'm sure some Ratana members would agree.