Daffy Duck & Fatso Jones

Well I was hoping that i'd have to wait until parliament sits again very soon before posting something about Trevor "Give-me-anger-management-classes" Mallard and putting him onto the fuck-knuckle list.

What on earth is happening in the Labour Party. First with slobby Shane Jones attacking the NZMP, and now with Daffy attacking the Greens.

Just who is Labour going to turn to for a possible coalition next election? The 1-man joke of a party Alliance? Its all quite laughable really.

Daffy is on the attack again already and Turei in the Greens is the target - on Facebook no less! http://blog.greens.org.nz/2010/01/28/trevor-defriended-me-on-fb-and-im-a-bit-sad-about-that/ For a Greenie, Turei is not so bad (so far) and has kept her cool. The fistfight with her is all about the rise in the minimum wage. Well Daffy, go fuck a duck - you may have raised it from $7 to $12 eons ago, but then again you reigned during a period of economic luxury. Different story now Daff.

Can't wait for the first general debate in the chamber. I'm sure he will be up there waving his fists at people again and challenging Lockwood with stupid dumbass points of order. On that note, I hope Lockie kicks him out more this year. I really enjoyed watching Daffy's childish behaviour last year. See it here :> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQh_fqmJ_Y

Maybe its time for Daffy to move on - he has become a HUGE HUGE liability for Labour but Goff hasn't the balls to reign him in (surprise surprise).

Chief Shane Jones - The Great Pakeha Warrior?

The plot thickens. I was wondering what Jones was angling at whilst at Ratana and stomping all over the Ratana priest advising him to "stick to ministering". Well Jones, get this - in NZ its still ok to express views. I thought the priests response to Jones was fantastic - the priest focused on respect and obviously this is a human trait which Jones has no capability of expressing. What a prime fuckwit he is.

So, now he has launched a jihad upon the NZMP. Careful Jones, you are getting into touchy ground here. It may well be that in future times Labour will need to get into bed with the NZMP again - unlikely if Jones heads down this destructive inter-racial battle.

This is what he had to say recently - "... I certainly am not going to tolerate any longer their betrayl of Maori voters and the fact we are not meant to criticise them because they wear the cloak of Maoridom". Huh? Betrayl of Maori voters - he's a fine one to say that! His party led the way on that score (as history has shown). Criticism is fine but for fucks sake use that 1/100th Maori brain of yours first - another example of a prick in parliament who doesn't engage his brain before speaking.

As I mentioned in my last post, hopes for leadership for Jones is going to have to wait. I don't think we are ready for a dodgy looking bearded asshole like him just yet - I mean look at the photo - prime ministerial? Hardly! Apart from the scary looks, he is just another fuck-knuckle politician - give it up Jones.

Goff - the last hope?

If ever there was an uninspiring politician in parliament, it has to be Scoff Goff. I couldn't believe my eyes when I read what he said after being reselected as NZLP Leader ... "I think that it's a recognition that the leadership team they have got in place is the best team that they could hope for". What's interesting about this line is that it places emphasis on 'hope'. What a dork. Hope doesn't lead to success, effective leadership does and if he can't come out with something a little more ballsy to lead his MP's then the NZLP will be resigned to more years in opposition.

This really does epitomise Scoff Goff. He tries to be a funny guy, but it just doesn't work for him. Actually I think he is just too nice a guy. I met him once in the Sinai Peninsular in Egypt when I was in the NZDF and he was really goofy. He couldn't really mix it in with the boys.

I think they shoulda dumped him and even have gone with Annette King, she has way bigger balls than Goff does.

So, poor ole Jones and Cunliffe will be sitting back thinking "fuck, hafta to wait another few fucking years before I can get my pinko commie stickie fingers on the mantle of power". To give credit to the NZLP, they did well not to elect Jones or Cunliffe, parliaments wankers of the highest order.

Labour & Ratana split

Yes, it appears that finally a good measure of Ratana followers have finally drawn the conclusion that the NZLP are a pack of wankers and aren't the best friends they used to be. Although Goff has made a fool of himself again, they can really only blame that bitch Clark. It was her that started the rustic errosion with Ratana with the Foreshore thing. What Goff hasn't realised is that no matter how much he may laugh off how popular National has become with Ratana, the NZLP has lost support from that stronghold.

So, Goff has "scoffed" at claims that National won some hearts at Ratana. What a complete fuckwit he is. People usually come out with statements like that when they are on the backfoot.

I really wonder if they will vote him in as leader this week. Problem is, there isn't really anyone of substance to take his place. Shane Jones is a right plonker. David Cunliffe has his nose so far up his arse he doesn't appeal to the ordinary Kiwi.

I also wonder how voting will go from Ratana members at the next election. Its plausible to consider that the vote will be split between the NZMP and National. Wonder if Goff would scoff if that happened. Because of his truly fucked up style of leadership and lack of political nounce, he must be added to the list of fucknuckle politicians. I'm sure some Ratana members would agree.

Herald Antics

I can't think of much worse than dumbass politicians, but the media came close after the shambolic publication of a photo of one of the NZSAS troops. What were they thinking? Obviously no much at all. Key will understandingly be fucking pissed off with the media. The Herald has been a joke for some time in my view, with plenty of knobs who have no sense of the reality nor impact of how and what they report.

Overwhelmingly Kiwi's have demolished the Herald because of their actions and quite rightly so. So, what can the politicians do about this... easy, bring into law a huge penalty, not just fines, but jail, for those in the media that cause, or assist in the cause, of endangering the lives of people (and not just the military). There has to be some responsibility from these wankers, so provide a deterrent to prevent them from being irresponsible.

Brian Tamaki - Bishop Turd

OK, its time our politicians got a grip on this prize wanker Brian Tamaki. ITS JUST UNBELIEVABLE that this religious quack has turned his flock into a maniacle bunch of turds that want only to get rich quick. I mean come on, those dicks must be so unintelligent to follow this guy... but hang on, with all the guffaw over land ownership by Maori and the stealing of land by "colonialists" Maori are actually letting this guy brainwash their own. The politicians are just as guilty as well. There's just gotta be some law to prevent religious freaks from manipulating things in get rich schemes. Somebody in government really needs to start putting the magnifying glass on this shithead.

Jesus Christ!!! Somebody, anybody stop this prick. I don't give a shit whether its Maori, Pakeha, or both, combined with the power of our lawmakers to stop him. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT! This thug has to be stopped. What the fuck! Put your hand up and say NO! Shut this wanker down, NZ never has been, and never should be a country that condones religious prosperity.

Shane Jones crying again ... boohoo!

This fuckwit is obviously trying to get the top Labour Party job as Leader, he's trying to do all sorts of things to get in the news, to get highlighted etc.... but doesn't the dickhead realise that most people see right thru him. So now he wants Key to go interfere in the land problems up north... but hangon... Jones is supposedly Maori, has power and so forth, so why the fuck doesn't he go sort out the problem with the whanau up there. This sloth is the first to complain when Govt gets involved with whanau business.

Jones is one of the most gutless laziest pricks in parliament. Anything he can't handle himself, he finds an excuse to get others to take on the tough jobs. Well Labbies, go for it, coz if you ever have him as leader, you won't be back in govt again.

So, this Harvard University educated wanker will be plying for power during 2010. Mark my words, in parliament he will slowly grab for power, like a viscious cancerous virus. I've watched him many times in parliament and his whole manner is condescending and pious. Oh, to boot he is only a list MP, never been elected, thus doesn't have a mandate to do fuck all.... would you really trust this smarmy prick? Just look at his picture for a few seconds... answers all. He definately goes onto the fuck-knuckle list (with bar!).

New Feature List

I've added a new feature to my blog. As time passes, dumbass politicians will do things that are outright dumb, thereby deserving the title of "Fuck-Knuckle Politician". The list will appear at the top right of the blog. I wonder if all our politicians will make it on the list lol!

Labour wants Republic?

I wonder if that silly cow Clare Curran (yep the nutta who caused controversay a couple of years ago) is going to exhibit Labour party policy when she protests on Prince Willie's visit to NZ. What a clothead bint she is, as if William could give a toss about what she thinks. I also wonder how the meeting that Goff has with William will go when it seems that Labour wants a republic and that one of its own protested his visit!

Now, i'm not against protesting and i'm not against heading towards a republic, but why the fuck hasn't Labour got the balls to come out and announce they want a republic and what the fuck is the use klutzy Curran protesting for. Fucking amazing that these shit-for-brains people get into parliament. Seems she has her over--shoulder--boulder--holder in a twist because a royal is opening the Supreme Court.... what the fuck does it matter who opens it. And we seriously pay shitheads like her from tax-payers money? Another classic case of a politician that is truly a fuck-knuckle.

Turia - another JOKE!

Ok, I suggested in my previous post we should just forget Harawira... and I really want to, but those dickheads/dickheadesses in the Maori Party collectively are turning into a bunch of amateurs.

Softly spoken, but stupid to go with it comes the next joke in the NZMP, Turia. She is going to challenge (softly but vigorously?) Bennett over the changes to the dole. Well off course she is going to challenge it isn't she (we know why of course).

OK Turia, get this, you get 2.39% of total Party votes and 5 electorates seats out of 70. Who the fuck are you to start demanding from the very party that has given you (mistake mistake!) a couple of minister posts? Our politicial system is pretty much screwed up...... shut the fuck up Turia and start thinking about all NEW ZEALANDERS not just Maori (she just doesn't get it). This separatist party is doomed.

Isn't it strange that Turia, and even Harawira aren't full-blooded Maoris yet think they have the "pulse" of the race... what a load of claptrap. Many of my Maori mates are fucked off because the NZMP is fast becoming an embarassment to many iwi. Watch out Turia, may be your last chance to be in government... if you don't use some of that grey matter you'll be joining, um, the dole queue.

Fucknuckle Harawira.... again!

Either this nutta is plain stupid or he's fallen outta his waka... again. So he has reignited the "raping of Maori land" accusation again, somehow, by saying he is holding up a mirror of NZ... what a fuckwit - a racist of the highest order.

Just how long the Maori Party will hold on to his nutcase has become clear.... Turia doesn't seem to think now that its not so bad. OK.... so here goes... all you motherfucker maori's that have raped our coast lines.... go hold up a mirror coz its only a reflection of you. Now... if I was a pakeha MP and had said that, i'd be eaten for breakfast. As far as I'm concerned i'm a New Zealander and pay allegiance to neither maori or pakeha... what I do pay allegiance to is New Zealanders.

So where to from here.... nothing. Just let everybody from hence forth completely ignore this prick, um, leave him as an MP, but one that is not a paid MP coz i'm damn sure what he thinks isn't a true reflection of what his constitutents think. He's just a mouthpiece for that bitch Titiwhai.

Carter - the beached whale

One thing that snots me with politicians that go from being in government into being the opposition is their unbelievable ability to contract that mental disorder politicians suffer from (and which there is no cure for), namely hypocrisy.

This wanker, he who chooses to parasitically filter tax money so that he and his mate can jolly everywhere together has come out, in strong words in accusing McCully for not being strong enough against those from the Land of the Rising Sun regarding their whaling activities.

OK, enough Carter. NZ is not the most powerful nation in the world, we are an insignificant nothingness by comparison with the big boys out there. He had 9 years to deliver his "strong" message and still didn't gain much headway.

Instead of attacking locally, why not use those red brain cells to attack by using overseas allies that have the power to influence. Geeze, politicians like Carter are just dumbfucks. He's become the local joke in the Labbie Party.... poor thing will probably be out next election to end up raising daisies.

Lawmakers? Yeah right!

This guy Maka Renata rapes a woman at age 14, they put him away for 7 years or so and while in prison rapes his 15yo cell mate. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING RELEASING PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!!!

Politicians sit on their high-stools pretending to be the lawmakers of the country on the notion the laws out there are to protect us. Its high time these assholes in government got a brain scan or something because it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realise that the public have had a gutsfull of weak punishments.

One can't always blame the judges because they are restricted by the penalties put into law by those assholes that represent us.

I've had a gutsful of reading about crime and low punishments being dished out. If you fuckwits in govt haven't got the balls to get serious about keeping people locked away that are dangerous... then fuck off out of politics and let someone in who at least has a clue about what a punishment is.

Elitism on the rise?

Sadly Bill English just can't seem to keep out of trouble. What is it with this guy? Does he not think much about his actions, or is he just so full of himself to the point where the small stuff doesn't matter? I think its both.

I won't get into the housing/rent debacle of last year, but the trend regarding his inability to be "spatial" with his action is becoming abundantly a worry for some.

Take the car parking difficulty.









So he takes off to get a haircut, car's get park illegally (apparently) a ticket supposed to be issued, but doesn't happen because apparently, nothing illegal happened.

What a load of bullshit. If you or I had parked in a handicapped parking space (without being handicapped) we'd be slapped with a ticket. So why not Bill? Holds high office and because the police were on official busines (watching Bill get a haircut?) no ticket issued. Or was it because he is politically handicapped.... you decide.

Its political elitism to the extreme and Bill needs to get a life and start thinking about who he is in life, not what he is. He's just another guy, so take responsibility for what you do, or suffer.... geesh, these guys suck a big kumara.

Cruelty to Animals (defined)

NatMP Simon Bridges wants to crack down on cruelty to animals because of the social sickness of those who abuse animals. Social sickness? Bollocks, its just those apes that can't control their anger who do the bad deeds and of course they could be dealt with severely. C'mon Simon, you can do better than that, you sound like a left winger every day, you get any softer and sadly you will end up one.

Now flip to another animal. So most remember this guy Dixon, he with the scary looks whilst in court, and he that was also a murderer. I think it was cruel to the rest of society for him to be around anyone at all - let alone the poor sods who had to put up with the creep in prison before he was quickly himself murdered.



Ok, so what's the point? The point is turkeys like Dixon gave up the right to live amongst humans when they acted like animals, actually worse than animals, coz lumping Dixon in with them ain't right. Murderers should be cast off to an island far away (Auckland Islands?). There they can rot in their own slime and filth til they decompose. The bonus is, less cost to the taxpayer, we don't get to see them ever again and short of hanging them, its the next best option.